Top 5 Dream Jobs

Started by NoisyDante, May 27, 2010, 08:45:02 PM

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cyrus buelton

Quote from: RAT900 on May 27, 2010, 09:47:09 PM
1 Lotto Winner
2 Lotto Winner
3 Lotto Winner
4 Lotto Winner
5 Lotto Winner

I am still in training

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


In no particular order:


1. DMF Moderator
2. Commodities trader on the Mercantile or Chicago Board of Trade
3. Investment Banker
4. Commissioned Military Officer (was 2 weeks shy of applying for Officer School in the Marine Corp back in 2003, but got a job instead. Still regret getting this job.)
5. Walmart Greeter.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

badgalbetty

you would not have made the cut as a marine officer......you bought a jap bike. [laugh]
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

mstevens

I've done 3 out of my 5, so I can't complain.
2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring (Rosso Anniversary Ducati)
2009 Ducati Monster 696 (Giallo Ducati) - Sold
2005 Ducati Monster 620 (Rosso Anniversary Ducati) - Sold
2005 Vespa LX-150 (Rosso Dragone) - First Bike Ever

Casa Suzana, vacation rental house in Cozumel, Mexico

cyrus buelton

Quote from: badgalbetty on May 28, 2010, 05:41:26 AM
you would not have made the cut as a marine officer......you bought a jap bike. [laugh]

That was a while ago dude.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Grampa

Peter Norths stunt double
Wicked Weasel photo editor
Long term bike tester for Motor Cyclist magazine
Silkscreener
Vacation tester.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

erkishhorde

Chef in my own restaurant
Test driver/rider
Tinkerer
Lotto winner (I feel ya Rat. I keep applying but get denied every time.)
Father? Iono. Can't think of a last one.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Triple J

Rockstar (drummer) (not just playing in a band...done that)

Fighter Pilot

Ferrari factory test driver

Rockstar

Rockstar

;D


cyrus buelton

Quote from: Triple J on May 28, 2010, 07:22:57 AM
Rockstar (drummer) (not just playing in a band...done that)

Fighter Pilot

Ferrari factory test driver

Rockstar

Rockstar

;D



If you can't make rockstar, you could always be the "trim coordinator"

I think you can figure out what that is.


Also, it is a real job.........usually the bands security or roadies assume this responsibility.

They each write their name on the backs of the passes they hand out and whatever band member scores a girl with your name.........you get a little bonus like 100$ or a case of beer or some dope.


No shit, honest to god truth their is such a person.

No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

NoisyDante

Quote from: badgalbetty on May 28, 2010, 05:13:52 AM
I work as a gardener on a private estate and in a florist. My life is awesome!

That's an awesome job, both my parents are gardener's in hobby, their home in New Jersey is covered in flowers and vegetables.

My second list, because I can:

1.  Estate gardener
2.  Head vintner at my own winery
3.  MotoGP racer
4.  Chef at my own restaurant
5.  Navy SEAL
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Triple J

Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 28, 2010, 07:26:04 AM
If you can't make rockstar, you could always be the "trim coordinator"


I'll pass. I want to play music.

Spck31

1-Jet Fighter pilot
2-Industrial designer
3-Motorbike journalist  http://www.dainese.com/us_en/daineseme/?user=14
4-Architect
5-Guitare player in a rockband

And there is so many things i would try.... Sound mixing for a big show or lighting design for Cirque du Soleil....

cyrus buelton

Quote from: Triple J on May 28, 2010, 07:42:55 AM
I'll pass. I want to play music.

Can I have that job then?
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Triple J

Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 28, 2010, 07:49:00 AM
Can I have that job then?

I'll give you a call when I make it big!  [laugh]


r_ciao

test car driver
test bike rider
philanthropist
secret shopper for high end travel industry (= luxury travel on someone else's dime)
Girls Gone Wild videographer
'09 Monster 696+ Red, of course.
EvoTech Tail Tidy, SpeedyMoto frame sliders, 14T front sprocket