Top 5 Dream Jobs

Started by NoisyDante, May 27, 2010, 08:45:02 PM

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RAT900

Well I get paid for writing and it comes to me naturally, I enjoy doing it a lot so I do have my dream job

The only other thing that comes to me naturally that I have significant training for and would like to try my hand at,,,

doesn't pay that good, but I enjoy it a lot so maybe  

I could qualify as a professional sperm bank donor  ;D
This is an insult to the Pez community

ctrain

Moto GP racer
Fighter Pilot
Navy SEAL
Professional Baseball Player
Clandestine Operative



Bikes I've jumped and/or crashed:
84 Kawasaki KDX 80 - Bike i learned to ride on when I was young(er)
84 Kawasaki KDX 200 - First naked bike. crashed so frequently the plastics wouldnt stay on.
99 KTM 620 - If you could even get the thing kick started in the first place...
02 Yamaha Zuma - not a motorcycle but still crashed and jumped it way too many times.
04 Harley Road King Classic - Awesome story behind this
06 Ducati S2R 1000 - neither.... yet.

Vindingo

Orthopedic Surgeon
Luthier to the stars
Ocean yacht racing captain
Shortstop for the Yankees
Iron Chef


Grappa

Heli-Ski Guide (No shortage of fresh powder and incredible views)
European based professional soccer player (Money, fame, Euro-babes)
Creator/writer for a show like Southpark (You get to bash on everybody and everything)
Hedge Fund Manager (Make money playing with other peoples money)
Small scale Farmer (Work with the land, get your hands dirty, live in the country)

Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

Gator

When I was a kid I wanted to take pictures for playboy. I found one  in my grandpas closet when I was 6 or so and thought " This person gets paid to look at boobies all day.

1. Photographer/Pornographer
2. Super hero
3. Trust-fund kid
4. U.S. Secretary of State (Ability to change foreign policy)
5. Flying bear 

lethe

Super-Villain
Dictator of alien planet that is made up primarily of gorgeous women
God (when the next version of the universe comes about, see if I could mold a decent version)
Inventor with unlimited resources and manpower
Prototype Car/Motorcycle/Plane Tester
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

superjohn

#36
This is an interesting exercise because I don't think mine are going to be anywhere near my current job.

1. Prof. of History at an Ivy League institution
2. Globe trotting archeologist
3. Curator at British Museum (or IMS Museum)
4. Author
5. Former race car driver turned successful team owner.


muskrat

Quote from: lethe on May 31, 2010, 04:25:05 AM
Dictator of alien planet that is made up primarily entirelyof gorgeous women
Prototype Car/Motorcycle/Plane Tester

tough choice, so I'll have to agree with both.  [thumbsup]
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

Duck-Stew

Gin distiller
Cuban cigar tester
Professional Drag-Racer
Muscle car builder / tester / racer
Custom motorcycle builder (  [thumbsup] )
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

lethe

Quote from: muskrat on May 31, 2010, 07:41:27 AM
tough choice, so I'll have to agree with both.  [thumbsup]
I said primarily as opposed to entirely because now with your modification you are one as well, but if that's your thing it's cool too.  [thumbsup]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



muskrat

nope, my rule states we have separate worlds.  No co-habitating on the same planet for you and me.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

pitbull

1) pro football player
2) pro hockey player
3) professional singer/songwriter
4) well paid artist
5) professional firefighter

I failed in my attempts at the first 4, so I gave number 5 a go 16 years ago and have been happily doing so since.
01 monster 900ie cromo, 01 ST4

sno_duc

1) Martian colonist
2) Nurburgring Taxi driver (google 'Sabine Schmit Nurburgring taxi') get to drive the ring  [evil] every day on someone else's dime  ;D and rumor has it they have good  [drink] after work
3) bar keep/owner of a bar on some very remote tropical isle (no walls just a thatched roof), half the time there would be a sign " Gone Snorkeling"
4) Lear jet ferry pilot
5) HR director / QC manger at the Mustang Ranch  [evil] any DMF poll isn't complete without boobies
A conclusion is the place you got tired of thinking

IZ

A high school buddy of mine does special efx.  He did the work on The Pacific which BTW..beat out True Blood, Vampire Diaries, Nip Tuck, etc for an Emmy last week.  [thumbsup]  All of his work is behind the scenes but the finished product is very cool!!   

I wish I would've pursued art/design after high school.  Special efx would definitely be in my top 5 dream jobs!   [thumbsup]
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.