better marriage blanket

[KnightofNi]

i just saw this commercial and it has me rolling.
i didn't realize that this was such a huge issue that ended marriages.


http://gizmodo.com/5527660/the-better-marriage-blanket-dampens-farts-to-save-lives-relationships

[Grampa]

The sulphur smell ended my first marriage.


I cant say it was from beans or cabbage, or even a health issue...... tuns out she was Satan, and the sulphur smell was just part of the package.

I'm not sure the blanket would have helped.

[herm]

cant watch the video, but i would think the better marriage blanket would give him BJ's, and listen to her attentively.

[RAT900]

i just saw this commercial and it has me rolling.
i didn't realize that this was such a huge issue that ended marriages.


http://gizmodo.com/5527660/the-better-marriage-blanket-dampens-farts-to-save-lives-relationships

If your spouse has the health habits of a barnyard animal and as little consideration for others as a sow...

then yup I can see a continuous gas attack tipping the scales that are already lopsided

they also make a pillow for extreme cases...you hold it firmly over the offending party's face...you'll know its working when they stop struggling

[KnightofNi]

i can understand if they pulled out the dutch oven a few times, but if someone is that gassy then they need to check their diet and see a dr.

hell, i can ususally bring one out on command, but i'm not letting fly in bed. (unless it's for comedic effect)

[Heath]

Reminds me of the couple selling the filtered underwear on the show Shark Tank.
It was air tight except for a built in charcoal filter lol

[Oldfisti]

Love this comment:



"They should've called it the Comfarter."

[RAT900]

We used to call them (really bad ones) "Canary Killers"....

in reference to the coal miners practice of using canaries as methane detectors...

when the bird drops dead in the cage.....drop the pick and shovel, run like hell

Travis should know of this being in Pa.'s greater coal country area

[lethe]

We used to call them (really bad ones) "Canary Killers"....

in reference to the coal miners practice of using canaries as methane detectors...

when the bird drops dead in the cage.....drop the pick and shovel, run like hell

Travis should know of this being in Pa.'s greater coal country area

and he keeps canaries in his beard just for that purpose.

[Oldfisti]

and he keeps canaries in his beard just for that purpose.

[KnightofNi]

and he keeps canaries in his beard just for that purpose.

nah, i trimmed it down so the birds can't nest anymore.

[RAT900]

nah, i trimmed it down so the birds can't nest anymore.

nah be honest....... you trimmed it back because it wasn't helping you score hot Amish girls out on Rumspringa running amok

[KnightofNi]

nah be honest....... you trimmed it back because it wasn't helping you score hot Amish girls out on Rumspringa running amok

no, the bike did that.
along with the ability to buy alcohol and my knowledge of electronics.

[RAT900]

no, the bike did that.
along with the ability to buy alcohol and my knowledge of electronics.

  A regular Rumspringa Tour Guide and Activities Consultant right?  too funny

[KnightofNi]

  A regular Rumspringa Tour Guide and Activities Consultant right?  too funny

i do what i can to help out.