Trader Joe's...

[Pip]

I go to Whole Foods to fill up on smug.

When I'm out of hip I go to Trader Joe's.

I go to the farmer's market just to smell the hippies.

 

Dare I ask where you go for food?

[Goat_Herder]

 

Dare I ask where you go for food?

SacDuc doesn't need food.  He lives on sarcasim and little cups of spite.

[SacDuc]

SacDuc doesn't need food.  He lives on sarcasm and little cups of spite.

[Pip]

SacDuc doesn't need food.  He lives on sarcasim and little cups of spite.

Where can one get a plate of this sarcasim? Is it in any way related to sarcasm?

[SacDuc]

Where can one get a plate of this sarcasim? Is it in any way related to sarcasm?

You are in the Spelling and Grammar Nazi section staring at the Nit-Picky Bullshit. Sarcasm and Spite are four aisles over. Go past the Intelligence and hang a right the rack of Curmudgeon and you'll see it.



sac

[ZLTFUL]

You are in the Spelling and Grammar Nazi section staring at the Nit-Picky Bullshit. Sarcasm and Spite are four aisles over. Go past the Intelligence and hang a right the rack of Curmudgeon and you'll see it.



sac

That's the aisle next to the lack of common sense and anything resembling foresight, correct?

[Popeye the Sailor]

That's the aisle next to the lack of common sense and anything resembling foresight, correct?

You mean the girlfriend aisle?

[SacDuc]

That's the aisle next to the lack of common sense and anything resembling foresight, correct?

No no no. You are thinking of the store at the intersection of Young Love and Hope. You need to go further up the road to Disillusionment and Regret.


sac

[The Bacon Junkie]

I go to Whole Foods to fill up on smug.

When I'm out of hip I go to Trader Joe's.

I go to the farmer's market just to smell the hippies.


sac

What's the name of that Italian market you like again?

[RAT900]

I go to Whole Foods to fill up on smug.


sac

got that right...after 2 passes at that place I refuse to go to the one near me...ever again..

The Entitled Elite do their designer food shopping there...and the food is sub-par compared to no-name markets in my area

Uncle Guiseppe's Italian Market (local chain) does laps around Ass-Whole Foods

and even better, it isn't an approved venue in the instruction guide for where to shop as one of the Special People

[IZ]

I go there for three things: bags of roasted almonds, frozen indian food and $1 cliff bars.  

Same here..

1. Indian flat bread
2. cheap sushie
3. protein drinks

can't forget the chicks either!! 

TJ's a block away.

[red baron]

I mean great...we have a Trader Joe's coming to the most overdeveloped part of the city and it will create something like 43 new jobs or some shit. But is that seriously important enough to push those other 2 stories down to numbers 3 and 4 on the 5 local news outlet's websites?

I have little to no hope for our society.

Who do you think pays for the news?

[Kopfjager]

We only have Winn-Dixie and Piggly Wiggly down here.

[DucofWestwood]

4 best things at TJ;
1 dark chocolate bars
2 chocolate chip cookies
3 frozen pizza
4 ice cream

Their TJ branded stuff is great and cheap. Just don't drive any vehicle that you like into one of their parking lots.

Maybe the lady in that car chase on the news was on her way to the new TJ

[Drunken Monkey]

You mean the girlfriend aisle?

"Cleanup on aisle "pregnant"! Cleanup on aisle "pregnant"!"