No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(

[junior varsity]

wow.

you'll get even more chicks if you throw a big 300 rear tire on it and some neon. also, go to bikenights where you're the only ducati, it'll be super sick.

[slyfox]

Just in case if other people here wanna join in the fun as well ......
This "chick" that you wanted to carry, ..... do you know whether she's a 'mono' or 'bi'?

[Povidius]

she can ride my 'monoposto', if you know what I mean. 

[Popeye the Sailor]

come on, if she was above average, I wouldn't even offer her a ride lol

So......you only offer rides to below average women?

[slyfox]

So......you only offer rides to below average women?

[Rameses]

Word from the wise...


Stay away from the ones with mono.

[Pip]

 

I <3 this thread.

[DesmoDiva]

I <3 this thread.

+1.

[Ratfink749]

FWIW... and somethat on topic...  Most Mono bikes run an aluminum rear subframe instead of a steel one.  Not good to throw too much extra weight on there or it'll bend or crack on you.  Then it'll make your below average rider feel fat.  You don't want that on your shoulders.

[Pip]

Then it'll make your below average rider feel fat.  You don't want that on your shoulders.

I dunno, bud. He might.   

[Popeye the Sailor]

I dunno, bud. He might.   

Sweetie it's not your fault the subframe bent-it's all that heavy gear!


C'mon-let's get you out of those heavy things.

[Pip]

C'mon-let's get you out of those heavy things.

Wait.... this guy does liposuction? 

[Rufus120]

 

[ODrides]

I have a biposto 998 and I'd be happy to swap tail and subframe for your mono parts.

Just don't try to give anyone a ride on the mono -- no parts to block feet from the tire and chain, and the plastic tail section is both slippery and not designed to carry weight.

[JEFF_H]

like this, obviously