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Author Topic: No way to carry a chick on Monoposto? :(  (Read 9599 times)
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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2010, 04:24:30 PM »
wow.

you'll get even more chicks if you throw a big 300 rear tire on it and some neon. also, go to bikenights where you're the only ducati, it'll be super sick.
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« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2010, 04:58:09 PM »
Just in case if other people here wanna join in the fun as well ......
This "chick" that you wanted to carry, ..... do you know whether she's a 'mono' or 'bi'?
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« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2010, 05:15:23 PM »
she can ride my 'monoposto', if you know what I mean.  Grin
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« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2010, 05:33:18 PM »
Quote from: masterh on June 08, 2010, 12:12:49 PM

come on, if she was above average, I wouldn't even offer her a ride lol


So......you only offer rides to below average women?
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« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2010, 06:11:56 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 08, 2010, 05:33:18 PM
So......you only offer rides to below average women?
Cheesy laughingdp Grin laughingdp
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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2010, 11:14:10 PM »




Word from the wise...


Stay away from the ones with mono.
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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2010, 02:18:42 AM »
 laughingdp

I <3 this thread.
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« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2010, 02:22:23 AM »
Quote from: The Happy Pip on June 09, 2010, 02:18:42 AM
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I <3 this thread.

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« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2010, 03:46:51 AM »
FWIW... and somethat on topic...  Most Mono bikes run an aluminum rear subframe instead of a steel one.  Not good to throw too much extra weight on there or it'll bend or crack on you.  Then it'll make your below average rider feel fat.  You don't want that on your shoulders.
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« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2010, 04:41:43 AM »
Quote from: Ratfink749 on June 09, 2010, 03:46:51 AM
Then it'll make your below average rider feel fat.  You don't want that on your shoulders.

I dunno, bud. He might.  Wink  Grin
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« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2010, 05:27:20 AM »
Quote from: The Happy Pip on June 09, 2010, 04:41:43 AM
I dunno, bud. He might.  Wink  Grin

Sweetie it's not your fault the subframe bent-it's all that heavy gear!


C'mon-let's get you out of those heavy things.
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« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2010, 05:38:33 AM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 09, 2010, 05:27:20 AM
C'mon-let's get you out of those heavy things.

Wait.... this guy does liposuction?  Grin
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« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2010, 09:15:54 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2010, 09:21:32 AM »
I have a biposto 998 and I'd be happy to swap tail and subframe for your mono parts.

Just don't try to give anyone a ride on the mono -- no parts to block feet from the tire and chain, and the plastic tail section is both slippery and not designed to carry weight.
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« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2010, 10:44:13 AM »
like this, obviously
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