Everyone cross your fingers for me and Mrs ML

[Popeye the Sailor]

meh, if someone does somethign to make me actually want to take their life you better believe i want them to know who did it. at that point i also wouldn't be thinking of getting away with it, only "how can i make it hurt them more?"

Like if someone slept with your moose?

[KnightofNi]

Like if someone slept with your moose?

the moose and i have an open relationship. mainly because of the distance. i can't expect the moose to wait, and they shouldn't expect me to wait. hell, just tryign to find her is tough sometimes. who would have thought it would be hard to find a 1 ton animal?

[RAT900]

who would have thought it would be hard to find a 1 ton animal?

clearly you are not frequenting the right shot-and-beer bars in your area

[lethe]

clearly you are not frequenting the right shot-and-beer bars in your area

yeah I know, all he has to do is come up my way and he'll find plenty

[Pip]

who would have thought it would be hard to find a 1 ton animal?

Easy fix. Frequent a HOG meeting.

[lethe]

Easy fix. Frequent a HOG meeting.

or set up a kissing booth in front of Walmart

[Pip]

or set up a kissing booth in front of Walmart

WOOOO PIG SOOOOOEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!

[KnightofNi]

i like my tonners to be all muscle, not soft and flabby.

i already rolled a fatty, i don't need to do any more of them this lifetime.

[RAT900]

i already rolled a fatty, i don't need to do any more of them this lifetime.

was she like the "gateway drug" that put you on the path to the harder stuff roaming up in the northern woods?

I can't remember what my hefty honey looked like but I do recall I was 14 and she was ...ummm how do I say this delicately...pungent

[KnightofNi]

was she like the "gateway drug" that put you on the path to the harder stuff roaming up in the northern woods?

I can't remember what my hefty honey looked like but I do recall I was 14 and she was ...ummm how do I say this delicately...pungent

mine was a rebound, but she wasn't ginourmous, just thick.
omg, if she was fat enough to have the smell then i would have run.


though that does bring up another story of my first real encounter....not gonna tell it though. not here.

[RAT900]

mine was a rebound, but she wasn't ginourmous, just thick.
omg, if she was fat enough to have the smell then i would have run.


though that does bring up another story of my first real encounter....not gonna tell it though. not here.

Hey I was 14 and any higher order primate female alternative to the carpal tunnel I was developing in my wrist was welcome even if she was a tad spicy  


This is really a shameless threadjack...we are contaminating ML's shattered dreams thread with tales of base, indiscriminate carnality

[Popeye the Sailor]

This is really a shameless threadjack...we are contaminating ML's shattered dreams thread with tales of base, indiscriminate carnality

Not really-I have no doubt if ML got that property, he'd have hogs too.

[Monsterlover]

mine was a rebound, but she wasn't ginourmous, just thick.
omg, if she was fat enough to have the smell then i would have run.


though that does bring up another story of my first real encounter....not gonna tell it though. not here.

oh c'mon now. Do it. You guys have already make the beast with two backsed this thread right out of it's orbit this would only be a natural continuation of it's path.

Also, no hogs.

Perhaps chickens.

But no hogs, cows, horses, goats or any other farm type animal.

I already got the eye roll when I suggested a body farm might qualify us for "Clean & Green"

[ducpainter]

<snip
i already rolled a fatty, i don't need to do any more of them this lifetime.

You keep rollin' Trav.

I 'll take them off your hands.

[RAT900]

You keep rollin' Trav.

I 'll take them off your hands.

which calls to mind the old truism..."the more you lower your standards, the more you lower your pants"