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Meerkat

#1380
August 08, 2011, 05:54:35 PM
Quote from: MadDuc 20/20 on August 08, 2011, 05:31:33 PM
you'll be employed so you can make $$$ and spend it on that new girl of yours (Triumph).  I am sure your S2R1K is ready to kick you in the :o

Hey now...my s2r loves me like nobody can...even better. I gave a good hard riding yesterday and put her away wet...just like she likes it! Even though she's not as big a whore as the trumpet.
'07 S2R1K
'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

Artful

#1381
August 08, 2011, 06:49:12 PM
Got back from the Tail late last night. Total zombie today. What a crazy week. Speeding tickets, falling trees, exploding watermelons, and muscle cars flying off bridges. Pictures will be posted eventually, but right now I'm going to zonk out with my woman and the mutt and doing my very best not to hammer my alarm clock through the nightstand in the morning.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

venomousr1993

#1382
August 08, 2011, 07:23:11 PM
Smoked pork chops, grilled summer squash, Harpoon IPA (thanks DeePak) and a fluid flush on the Ape.  Got a big turndown on ice cream from a hottie at Wegmans....damn it all.  At least the grill and beer was good.

ducrider45

#1383
August 09, 2011, 08:07:39 AM
Today I read the U.S. Constitution for the first time.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

DRKWNG

#1384
August 09, 2011, 02:02:19 PM
Quote from: ducrider45 on August 09, 2011, 08:07:39 AM
Today I read the U.S. Constitution for the first time.

[thumbsup]
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Meerkat

#1385
August 09, 2011, 03:03:02 PM
Got a call from a contractor for a government agency of which I've never heard requesting a meeting with people I've never met tomorrow at noon... ???
'07 S2R1K
'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

DRKWNG

#1386
August 09, 2011, 03:11:46 PM
sent you an email...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

The Mad King Pepe'

#1387
August 09, 2011, 03:13:16 PM
Quote from: Ducatician on August 09, 2011, 03:03:02 PM
Got a call from a contractor for a government agency of which I've never heard requesting a meeting with people I've never met tomorrow at noon... ???

They look anything like this, I suggest you RUN!



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

ducrider45

#1388
August 09, 2011, 04:57:14 PM
Quote from: Ducatician on August 09, 2011, 03:03:02 PM
Got a call from a contractor for a government agency of which I've never heard requesting a meeting with people I've never met tomorrow at noon... ???
This happens to me all the time; but I am one of the above described contractors.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

696DCRider

#1389
August 09, 2011, 05:41:21 PM
Do you work for OPM?
Quote from: ducrider45 on August 09, 2011, 04:57:14 PM
This happens to me all the time; but I am one of the above described contractors.

ducrider45

#1390
August 10, 2011, 10:33:55 AM
No, I'm a Commissioning Engineer. I work in/ test mission critical facilities. This ranges from Government, military to Banks and Internet companies. Right now I'm at NSA.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

ducrider45

#1391
August 10, 2011, 10:38:49 AM
Today I read The Declaration of independence.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

Meerkat

#1392
August 10, 2011, 10:57:14 AM
Underwent an hour of grilling in a non-interview for a non-position that's cool as hell, but for which I'm unlikely to be qualified. I sold the translatable skills in my experience and background like it was Friday night on the busiest corner in town, but I'm certain they recognize the bits I'm missing.
'07 S2R1K
'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

Slide Panda

#1393
August 10, 2011, 11:01:02 AM Last Edit: August 10, 2011, 12:59:21 PM by Sad Panda
Bits you're missing huh?

So you're the tranny on that corner then?
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

696DCRider

#1394
August 10, 2011, 12:51:21 PM
That could be a convenient position for him.  The trannies are all working the late night shift across the street from him by my building.

Quote from: Sad Panda on August 10, 2011, 11:01:02 AM
Bits your missing huh?

So you're the tranny on that corner then?
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