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« Reply #1380 on: August 08, 2011, 04:54:35 PM »

you'll be employed so you can make $$$ and spend it on that new girl of yours (Triumph).  I am sure your S2R1K is ready to kick you in the Shocked

Hey now...my s2r loves me like nobody can...even better. I gave a good hard riding yesterday and put her away wet...just like she likes it! Even though she's not as big a whore as the trumpet.
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« Reply #1381 on: August 08, 2011, 05:49:12 PM »

Got back from the Tail late last night. Total zombie today. What a crazy week. Speeding tickets, falling trees, exploding watermelons, and muscle cars flying off bridges. Pictures will be posted eventually, but right now I'm going to zonk out with my woman and the mutt and doing my very best not to hammer my alarm clock through the nightstand in the morning.
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« Reply #1382 on: August 08, 2011, 06:23:11 PM »

Smoked pork chops, grilled summer squash, Harpoon IPA (thanks DeePak) and a fluid flush on the Ape.  Got a big turndown on ice cream from a hottie at Wegmans....damn it all.  At least the grill and beer was good.
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« Reply #1383 on: August 09, 2011, 07:07:39 AM »

Today I read the U.S. Constitution for the first time.
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« Reply #1384 on: August 09, 2011, 01:02:19 PM »

Today I read the U.S. Constitution for the first time.

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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #1385 on: August 09, 2011, 02:03:02 PM »

Got a call from a contractor for a government agency of which I've never heard requesting a meeting with people I've never met tomorrow at noon... Huh?
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« Reply #1386 on: August 09, 2011, 02:11:46 PM »

sent you an email...
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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« Reply #1387 on: August 09, 2011, 02:13:16 PM »

Got a call from a contractor for a government agency of which I've never heard requesting a meeting with people I've never met tomorrow at noon... Huh?

They look anything like this, I suggest you RUN!



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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
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« Reply #1388 on: August 09, 2011, 03:57:14 PM »

Got a call from a contractor for a government agency of which I've never heard requesting a meeting with people I've never met tomorrow at noon... Huh?
This happens to me all the time; but I am one of the above described contractors.
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« Reply #1389 on: August 09, 2011, 04:41:21 PM »

Do you work for OPM?
This happens to me all the time; but I am one of the above described contractors.
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« Reply #1390 on: August 10, 2011, 09:33:55 AM »

No, I'm a Commissioning Engineer. I work in/ test mission critical facilities. This ranges from Government, military to Banks and Internet companies. Right now I'm at NSA.
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« Reply #1391 on: August 10, 2011, 09:38:49 AM »

Today I read The Declaration of independence.
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« Reply #1392 on: August 10, 2011, 09:57:14 AM »

Underwent an hour of grilling in a non-interview for a non-position that's cool as hell, but for which I'm unlikely to be qualified. I sold the translatable skills in my experience and background like it was Friday night on the busiest corner in town, but I'm certain they recognize the bits I'm missing.
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« Reply #1393 on: August 10, 2011, 10:01:02 AM »

Bits you're missing huh?

So you're the tranny on that corner then?
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« Reply #1394 on: August 10, 2011, 11:51:21 AM »

That could be a convenient position for him.  The trannies are all working the late night shift across the street from him by my building.

Bits your missing huh?

So you're the tranny on that corner then?
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