Moat construction?

[Ddan]

If they don't, small boots.   

[TiNi]

or an alligator purse 

[Statler]

or an alligator purse 

that'd be a European man tote for mr. I

[Ddan]

that'd be a European man tote for mr. I

or an alligator purse 

These have to sell at Beans...    None of your fancy-schmancy flat-lander gear

[Popeye the Sailor]

that'd be a European man tote for mr. I

It's a satchel. Indiana Jones wore one.

[The Bacon Junkie]

It's a satchel. Indiana Jones wore one.

Now all you need is the matching whip...   

[GAAN]

It's a satchel. Indiana Jones wore one.

He also whole a six gun and shot a lot of people

and

pulled a guys heart out of his chest with his hand

These are prerequisites for sporting the satchel



as to the moat

have you thought of filling it with hippies?

hungry hippies

given your demographic the scent alone would keep most visitors at bay and any that did manage to cross the barrier would be eaten

[DesmoDiva]

as to the moat

have you thought of filling it with hippies?

hungry hippies

given your demographic the scent alone would keep most visitors at bay and any that did manage to cross the barrier would be eaten

You are overlooking the fact that most hippies are Veggis/Vegans. 

[DoubleEagle]

Just do what I do and hire a couple of live on the premises guards.

They watch over your stuff and property and can do chores like taking care of the grounds.

Somehow men w, big long guns tend to scare away most people.

Dolph       

[GAAN]

You are overlooking the fact that most hippies are Veggis/Vegans. 

vegans will eat meat if hungry enough

that's part of the plan

they will be voracious and self loathing


...it has occured to me that P doesn't eat meat

she may mercy feed the hungry hippies

may have to switch from hippies to tweakers

[RAT900]

vegans will eat meat if hungry enough

Humans of all stripes and varieties will eat each other if sufficiently starved.

People are known to look at each other like a good meal especially if the date is going well

[ducpainter]

Just leave a dead trespasser in the driveway.

It will slow the rest down.

[Pip]

I've found Vlad the Impaler's method works best for keeping the neighborhood kids out.

Catch one of them, place stake in ground, place kid ontip of stake, let him make his own way down. 

No need for trenches, permits, or bitey animals.

[RAT900]

I've found Vlad the Impaler's method works best for keeping the neighborhood kids out.

Catch one of them, place stake in ground, place kid ontip of stake, let him make his own way down.  

No need for trenches, permits, or bitey animals.

Great minds think alike...I was going there as soon as I saw DP's post....a properly impaled person can last a day or 3 alive

http://www.e-grammes.gr/2004/11/souvlisma_en.htm

[Pip]

Great minds think alike...I was going there as soon as I saw DP's post....a properly impaled person can last a day or 3 alive

http://www.e-grammes.gr/2004/11/souvlisma_en.htm

Not to mention the screaming acts as an aural deterrent for those few days they can manage to.