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The Mad King Pepe'

#225
September 30, 2010, 10:36:41 AM
Quote from: Artful on September 30, 2010, 09:14:30 AM
Why do you think I bought a black bike?
Because it makes you look slimmer?  [cheeky]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

Artful

#226
September 30, 2010, 10:44:25 AM
I cut myself working on my bike so that I can feel SOMETHING (and because some of those edges are friggin sharp).
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

rgramjet

#227
September 30, 2010, 02:01:51 PM
Just opened my third Monkey County "Safe Speed" ticket for $40 within two days.  The worst part is, the cars are in my name and I didnt do the speeding!!  Tickets were dated 09.10.10 and 09.11.10.  Two yesterday, one today.

I cringe at what the next two weeks will bring.... [bang]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Artful

#228
September 30, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
I own a match .22LR, a very big scope, and am not afraid to break a few laws in the name of justice. I'll shoot Big Brother's eye out keed!
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

rgramjet

#229
September 30, 2010, 02:07:30 PM
Its time to mount the hitch haul on all my vehicles but I like the way you think!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Slide Panda

#230
September 30, 2010, 02:54:33 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on September 30, 2010, 02:01:51 PM

I cringe at what the next two weeks will bring.... [bang]

Time to sell the wife...
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

rgramjet

#231
September 30, 2010, 02:59:55 PM
Fifty bucks is all it'll take........






just tell me who to make the check out to....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

DRKWNG

#232
September 30, 2010, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on September 30, 2010, 02:59:55 PM
Fifty bucks is all it'll take........






just tell me who to make the check out to....

[laugh] 

I would take you up on that deal, but I bet she quit cooking breakfast with the au-pair moved in. 

[laugh]

DRKWNG

#233
September 30, 2010, 04:58:57 PM
Got more sticks in the mail, and the humidor won't hold them all.  Looks like it's time to grab a  [drink] and get to smokin...

rgramjet

#234
September 30, 2010, 05:46:00 PM
I think its time for you to commission a custom Humidor!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

rgramjet

#235
September 30, 2010, 05:47:36 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on September 30, 2010, 04:17:45 PM
[laugh] 

I would take you up on that deal, but I bet she quit cooking breakfast with the au-pair moved in. 

[laugh]

I consider myself lucky when she throws me a cereal bar as I leave for work!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

DRKWNG

#236
September 30, 2010, 05:47:54 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on September 30, 2010, 05:46:00 PM
I think its time for you to commission a custom Humidor!

And let me guess, you just happen to know a crack smoking redneck carpenter who is looking to do it, right?  

rgramjet

#237
September 30, 2010, 06:02:15 PM
I Loves me some quality Crack!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

DRKWNG

#238
September 30, 2010, 06:04:08 PM
Well, get to carpentering then!  

Smoking has been put on hold due to the fact that the chairs on my balcony are soaking wet...   [thumbsdown]

zooom

#239
September 30, 2010, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on September 30, 2010, 02:01:51 PM
Just opened my third Monkey County "Safe Speed" ticket for $40 within two days.  The worst part is, the cars are in my name and I didnt do the speeding!!  Tickets were dated 09.10.10 and 09.11.10.  Two yesterday, one today.

I cringe at what the next two weeks will bring.... [bang]
Quote from: Artful on September 30, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
I own a match .22LR, a very big scope, and am not afraid to break a few laws in the name of justice. I'll shoot Big Brother's eye out keed!

you guys got it all wrong....a simple night time guerilla mission of a good smear of some sticky grease lubricant like HHS2000 from WURTH on the camera lenses....walk up...spray...smear with nitrile glove covered hand and keep on walking!
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T
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