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Started by DRKWNG, June 16, 2010, 02:05:53 PM

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The Mad King Pepe'

#975
September 20, 2011, 11:03:55 AM
Quote from: Ducatician on September 20, 2011, 09:00:48 AM
RAIN SUCKS!!!!
That is all.
Man-up you nancy! [cheeky]
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

tocino

#976
September 20, 2011, 04:57:56 PM
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

Meerkat

#977
September 20, 2011, 07:45:48 PM
"Attention! Attention! An emergency condition exists! Please proceed to the nearest stairwell exit! Do not use the elevators! [Siren] [Siren]"

Whoever came up with talking fire alarms SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! Strange male voices should not be heard in my house as I'm falling asleep!
'07 S2R1K
'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

Artful

#978
September 21, 2011, 05:37:02 AM
QuoteStrange male voices should not be heard in my house as I'm falling asleep!

... does that mean you don't want me to come down and read you bedtime stories anymore?
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

tocino

#979
September 21, 2011, 07:07:37 AM
Quote from: Ducatician on September 20, 2011, 07:45:48 PM"An emergency condition exists!"

That's hilarious. Like the blaring horn / flashing lights don't convey that well enough. What genius thought that up? It better be bilingual or else somebody is going to sue! :)
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

Artful

#980
September 21, 2011, 07:15:55 AM
I just want something that screeches Murder Death Kill like in Demolition Man.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

DRKWNG

#981
September 26, 2011, 01:28:45 PM
Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Artful

#982
September 26, 2011, 01:57:11 PM
Whatta what now?
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

tocino

#983
September 26, 2011, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on September 26, 2011, 01:28:45 PM
Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.

This a fat joke or sumpin? Did he put nitrous on the S2R?
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

The Mad King Pepe'

#984
September 26, 2011, 02:29:46 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on September 26, 2011, 01:28:45 PM
Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.
Or did he run out of gas again and instead of pushing the bike, decided to fart in the tank? [laugh]



Jokes aside, I hope it's nothing serious!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

DRKWNG

#985
September 26, 2011, 02:30:54 PM
Explosion at the UofM chemistry building this afternoon.

He's ok though.  I heard from him earlier.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Artful

#986
September 26, 2011, 02:33:04 PM Last Edit: September 26, 2011, 02:37:55 PM by Artful
I heard this was the project he was working on...

Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

Meerkat

#987
September 26, 2011, 03:17:03 PM
What a make the beast with two backsing disaster day!!!

Here I am torturing my students with their first exam of the semester...35 minutes in, the fire alarms go off. make the beast with two backs!! Those damn freshmen are trying to get out of another chemistry exam (obviously this is not an unusual occurrence). Collect exams and head outside...hoping it would be a quick.  After an hour, the fire officials announce that it will take at least 3-4 hours to decontaminate the area so we can't return to our offices or anything reasonable.

make the beast with two backs!!! My helmet, boots and keys are in my office...I can see through the window to where they're setting on my file cabinet...and all I get to do is sit there holding exams that won't ever be graded. Now I have to write another exam to give so they can actually finish them (I'll fix this problem in my next syllabus!) and the order that I needed for Wed's lab didn't get ordered because the ordering folks were outside sitting on the sidewalk as well. AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who knew PG county could afford an Office of Homeland Security after all the money their politicians have stolen recently?!?



Just so I don't seem totally self-absorbed (I really am and I'm not afraid to admit it): the two injured students were treated for minor cuts and acid burns but will be OK.
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Meerkat

#988
September 26, 2011, 05:27:44 PM
Hell Yeah!!

New exam is written and ready to go!
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'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

Jdan

#989
September 26, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
Quote from: Ducatician on September 26, 2011, 05:27:44 PM
Hell Yeah!!

New exam is written and ready to go!

Someone needs to blow up my chemistry building and get me out of tomorrow's exam.....
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