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« Reply #975 on: September 20, 2011, 10:03:55 AM » |
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RAIN SUCKS!!!!
That is all.
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
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« Reply #976 on: September 20, 2011, 03:57:56 PM » |
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"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn
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« Reply #977 on: September 20, 2011, 06:45:48 PM » |
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"Attention! Attention! An emergency condition exists! Please proceed to the nearest stairwell exit! Do not use the elevators! [Siren] [Siren]"  Whoever came up with talking fire alarms SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! Strange male voices should not be heard in my house as I'm falling asleep! |
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« Reply #978 on: September 21, 2011, 04:37:02 AM » |
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Strange male voices should not be heard in my house as I'm falling asleep! ... does that mean you don't want me to come down and read you bedtime stories anymore? |
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #979 on: September 21, 2011, 06:07:37 AM » |
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"An emergency condition exists!" That's hilarious. Like the blaring horn / flashing lights don't convey that well enough. What genius thought that up? It better be bilingual or else somebody is going to sue!  |
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« Reply #980 on: September 21, 2011, 06:15:55 AM » |
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I just want something that screeches Murder Death Kill like in Demolition Man.
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #981 on: September 26, 2011, 12:28:45 PM » |
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Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.
Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #982 on: September 26, 2011, 12:57:11 PM » |
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Whatta what now?
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #983 on: September 26, 2011, 01:13:05 PM » |
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Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.
This a fat joke or sumpin? Did he put nitrous on the S2R? |
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« Reply #984 on: September 26, 2011, 01:29:46 PM » |
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Sounds like Jim tried to blow himself up today.
Or did he run out of gas again and instead of pushing the bike, decided to fart in the tank?  Jokes aside, I hope it's nothing serious! |
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
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« Reply #985 on: September 26, 2011, 01:30:54 PM » |
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Explosion at the UofM chemistry building this afternoon.
He's ok though. I heard from him earlier.
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.
Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #986 on: September 26, 2011, 01:33:04 PM » |
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I heard this was the project he was working on...  |
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« Reply #987 on: September 26, 2011, 02:17:03 PM » |
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What a make the beast with two backsing disaster day!!! Here I am torturing my students with their first exam of the semester...35 minutes in, the fire alarms go off. make the beast with two backs!! Those damn freshmen are trying to get out of another chemistry exam (obviously this is not an unusual occurrence). Collect exams and head outside...hoping it would be a quick. After an hour, the fire officials announce that it will take at least 3-4 hours to decontaminate the area so we can't return to our offices or anything reasonable. make the beast with two backs!!! My helmet, boots and keys are in my office...I can see through the window to where they're setting on my file cabinet...and all I get to do is sit there holding exams that won't ever be graded. Now I have to write another exam to give so they can actually finish them (I'll fix this problem in my next syllabus!) and the order that I needed for Wed's lab didn't get ordered because the ordering folks were outside sitting on the sidewalk as well. AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who knew PG county could afford an Office of Homeland Security after all the money their politicians have stolen recently?!?   Just so I don't seem totally self-absorbed (I really am and I'm not afraid to admit it): the two injured students were treated for minor cuts and acid burns but will be OK. |
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« Reply #988 on: September 26, 2011, 04:27:44 PM » |
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Hell Yeah!!
New exam is written and ready to go!
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« Reply #989 on: September 26, 2011, 07:07:10 PM » |
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Hell Yeah!!
New exam is written and ready to go!
Someone needs to blow up my chemistry building and get me out of tomorrow's exam..... |
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