The Most Overplayed Song Ever

Started by RAT900, June 27, 2010, 03:47:50 AM

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Quote from: SacDuc on July 01, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
Hey there Delilah my name is Mr. Jones,

Its been a while and even though nothing compares 2 U, if I could turn back time I feel I would walk 500 miles to slit you throat before you could start this thread. It's more than a feeling, its a desire. I suppose its redundant to put another brick in the wall of this thread, but to have you hear hell's bells would give me satisfaction. Welcome to the jungle, pregnant dog, you ain't seen nothing yet!

Don't worry your achey breaky heart about it though, because Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will alwaaaaays loooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! I would do anything for love. Hopefully radar love.

Anyway, carry on my wayward son.

Signed sealed delivered,

Mr. Roboto




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SacDuc


Science has determined that if you listen to this song 856 times you will think it is touching, heartfelt and catchy. However, upon your 857th hearing of Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald you will either:

a) slowly drink yourself to death while muttering tales of narrow escapes at sea despite the fact you haven't been on the water since that canoe ride during summer camp. You didn't even paddle you fat, lazy make the beast with two backs!

b) rip off your own leg and beat yourself to death with it to make the pain in your ears stop



The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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This one took a beating Ike Turner would have been proud of.

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Scorpions - Winds Of Change...
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Quote from: SacDuc on July 01, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
Hey there Delilah my name is Mr. Jones,

Its been a while and even though nothing compares 2 U, if I could turn back time I feel I would walk 500 miles to slit you throat before you could start this thread. It's more than a feeling, its a desire. I suppose its redundant to put another brick in the wall of this thread, but to have you hear hell's bells would give me satisfaction. Welcome to the jungle, pregnant dog, you ain't seen nothing yet!

Don't worry your achey breaky heart about it though, because Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will alwaaaaays loooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! I would do anything for love. Hopefully radar love.

Anyway, carry on my wayward son.

Signed sealed delivered,

Mr. Roboto




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Quote from: SacDuc on July 01, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
Hey there Delilah my name is Mr. Jones,

Its been a while and even though nothing compares 2 U, if I could turn back time I feel I would walk 500 miles to slit you throat before you could start this thread. It's more than a feeling, its a desire. I suppose its redundant to put another brick in the wall of this thread, but to have you hear hell's bells would give me satisfaction. Welcome to the jungle, pregnant dog, you ain't seen nothing yet!

Don't worry your achey breaky heart about it though, because Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will alwaaaaays loooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! I would do anything for love. Hopefully radar love.

Anyway, carry on my wayward son.

Signed sealed delivered,

Mr. Roboto





Brilliant, relevant !!!   [clap] [clap] [clap]
This is an insult to the Pez community

TiNi

Quote from: SacDuc on July 01, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
Hey there Delilah my name is Mr. Jones,

Its been a while and even though nothing compares 2 U, if I could turn back time I feel I would walk 500 miles to slit you throat before you could start this thread. It's more than a feeling, its a desire. I suppose its redundant to put another brick in the wall of this thread, but to have you hear hell's bells would give me satisfaction. Welcome to the jungle, pregnant dog, you ain't seen nothing yet!

Don't worry your achey breaky heart about it though, because Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will alwaaaaays loooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! I would do anything for love. Hopefully radar love.

Anyway, carry on my wayward son.

Signed sealed delivered,

Mr. Roboto



[bow_down] nice!

RAT900

Eye of the Tiger...Rocky movie Song

that make the beast with two backser had the tar beaten out of it and it was pretty weak to begin with
This is an insult to the Pez community

SacDuc

Quote from: RAT900 on July 02, 2010, 01:17:14 AM
Eye of the Tiger...Rocky movie Song

that make the beast with two backser had the tar beaten out of it and it was pretty weak to begin with



Jesusmake the beast with two backsingChistonapogostick . . . that song and Highway to the Danger Zone from Top Gun generated more unnecessary testosterone than Balco. The chest puffing and general douchebaggery caused by these songs has made the world a worse place to live. Any song than is described by a meathead as making said meathead "hyped" "jacked" or "pumped" is overplayed after play number one.

sac



/shut the make the beast with two backs up!
//I'll kick your ass!!
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RAT900

Born In The USA 

after hearing it at least 120K times I was almost prepared to renounce my citizenship
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RAT900

Quote from: kopfjäger on July 01, 2010, 03:48:27 PM
This one took a beating Ike Turner would have been proud of.



that is so wrong...and yet it has me crying with laughter
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Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

RAT900

^^^^^ Same Church, nearby pew.....Cat Stevens....eeeeewwwww Baby Its A Wild World
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Kopfjäger

Quote from: RAT900 on July 03, 2010, 08:48:59 PM
^^^^^ Same Church, nearby pew.....Cat Stevens....eeeeewwwww Baby Its A Wild World


[laugh] [laugh] Or whatever he changed his name to.  ;)
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.