Sometimes I use Wikipedia whilst intoxicated.
This is one of those times.
How I ended up reading about the 'Earth Liberation Front' I'm not really sure.
But here is the
least intimidating terrorist portrait ever.
you know that south park episode about the hamsters and the pan flute players?
it was really about basset hounds and pan flute players
the ELF'ses are going to unleash a slobbering cock and nipple dragging hell onto the earth
unlike we have seen since
well
now, or since we have seen since yesterday
or
the day before
