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Monsterlover

June 29, 2010, 05:26:46 PM
Sometimes I can't resist taking a pic...

Self explanitory. Rambo apples will kick your ass. 



Saw this yesterday morning. No idea on this one...



Some lady walking around Walmart with her pants split open [laugh]



From a trip into Manhattan earlier this year. Couldn't resist [laugh]

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

fastwin

#1
June 29, 2010, 06:02:24 PM
Good ones! My wife gave me a digital camera a couple of years ago for Christmas and I have taken a total of maybe 30 pics since then. All snow shots of my farm and my home... it doesn't snow much at either place. In fact we set a record in Dallas that day! I'm not a camera person, never have been. Have no pics of any of my bikes, guns or dog. Have an itch to take more pics and post them but don't know how. I am totally non-tech to the 100th degree! I believe Mr. Incredible's wife (somegirl?? is that right??) posted something about how to post up pics? Am I dreaming in colors here??? If some giving, caring soul could point this old dumbass in the right direction then I possibly would not look like the dumbest mofo of 2010. [thumbsup] Well that's a lot to ask given what they have to work with. Which isn't much... ;D

BTW, the Ramo apples do kick ass... watch your six Chuck Norris! [laugh]

lethe

#2
June 29, 2010, 10:53:25 PM
Lovely color choice on the rims   [puke]





Let me get this straight, the product makes shit taste bad, as opposed to it's normal great taste?

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#3
June 29, 2010, 11:02:02 PM
Quote from: lethe on June 29, 2010, 10:53:25 PM
Lovely color choice on the rims   [puke]

What's wrong with red rims? Plenty of folks have them on their ducati's.  :D
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#4
June 30, 2010, 01:19:50 AM
Quote from: fastwin on June 29, 2010, 06:02:24 PM
Good ones! My wife gave me a digital camera a couple of years ago for Christmas and I have taken a total of maybe 30 pics since then. All snow shots of my farm and my home... it doesn't snow much at either place. In fact we set a record in Dallas that day! I'm not a camera person, never have been. Have no pics of any of my bikes, guns or dog. Have an itch to take more pics and post them but don't know how. I am totally non-tech to the 100th degree! I believe Mr. Incredible's wife (somegirl?? is that right??) posted something about how to post up pics? Am I dreaming in colors here??? If some giving, caring soul could point this old dumbass in the right direction then I possibly would not look like the dumbest mofo of 2010. [thumbsup] Well that's a lot to ask given what they have to work with. Which isn't much... ;D

BTW, the Ramo apples do kick ass... watch your six Chuck Norris! [laugh]
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RAT900

#5
June 30, 2010, 02:26:49 AM
I think the split pants one is no accident...I have witnessed this in many 24 hour Wal-mart Superstores in the rural South

I believe it is actually a deliberate redneck mating/breeding behavior

by arranging her plumage it such a fashion she is signifying her "availability"

from an anatomical and circumstantial perspective

this demonstration of willingness to be coupled

combined with her display of hunter-gatherer feeding skills as evidenced in her shopping cart

can lead to the desired result

out in the parking lot in the pick-up bed (no pun intended)
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Monsterlover

#6
June 30, 2010, 02:35:34 AM
Pickup bed with a forrest gump quote on the back?

That would make sense.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

RAT900

#7
June 30, 2010, 05:54:55 AM
Quote from: lethe on June 29, 2010, 10:53:25 PM

Let me get this straight, the product makes shit taste bad, as opposed to it's normal great taste?



it could kill a lot of relationships and business up here in NYC
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fastwin

#8
June 30, 2010, 06:31:01 AM
Wonder if it works on cat turds? My sneaky dog seems to find cat turds on every walk through our neighborhood and goobles them down before I can jerk her away with the lead. My vet says there is something in cat food that makes their poo smell yummy to dogs. Obviously. My pooch is the Grand Master of finding and eating cat turds. Just plain nasty! At least she's not a licker. I couldn't handle that!

OK... back to random funny pics! Thanks dp for the photo post link! [thumbsup] This stone axe moron appreciates it. ;D

cyrus buelton

#9
June 30, 2010, 06:32:44 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 30, 2010, 02:26:49 AM
I think the split pants one is no accident...I have witnessed this in many 24 hour Wal-mart Superstores in the rural South

I believe it is actually a deliberate redneck mating/breeding behavior

by arranging her plumage it such a fashion she is signifying her "availability"

from an anatomical and circumstantial perspective

this demonstration of willingness to be coupled

combined with her display of hunter-gatherer feeding skills as evidenced in her shopping cart

can lead to the desired result

out in the parking lot in the pick-up bed (no pun intended)

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RAT900

#10
June 30, 2010, 06:41:12 AM
Quote from: fastwin on June 30, 2010, 06:31:01 AM
Wonder if it works on cat turds? My sneaky dog seems to find cat turds on every walk through our neighborhood and goobles them down before I can jerk her away with the lead. My vet says there is something in cat food that makes their poo smell yummy to dogs. Obviously. My pooch is the Grand Master of finding and eating cat turds. Just plain nasty! At least she's not a licker. I couldn't handle that!

OK... back to random funny pics! Thanks dp for the photo post link! [thumbsup] This stone axe moron appreciates it. ;D

my dogs think the cat litter box is a Whitman Sampler Box of goodies filled with tasty treasures....mmmmmm nougat!!
This is an insult to the Pez community

brix821

#11
June 30, 2010, 06:47:42 AM

saw this on tour many years ago

and this one at virginia beach
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fastwin

#12
June 30, 2010, 07:13:17 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 30, 2010, 06:41:12 AM
my dogs think the cat litter box is a Whitman Sampler Box of goodies filled with tasty treasures....mmmmmm nougat!!

That cracks me up! [laugh] If we had a cat that same thing would be happening here! [roll]

NoisyDante

#13
June 30, 2010, 12:38:47 PM
Not to sure what the driver is trying to say with this license plate I saw a few week ago.  Luv the C? hmmm

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Monsterlover

#14
June 30, 2010, 12:54:15 PM
Taken only minutes ago.

Home from work

walk across the street.

There it is

alone

why not a pair I couldn't say.

Where it came from

we dare not ask

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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