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« Reply #76 on: November 03, 2009, 11:06:38 AM » |
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« Reply #77 on: November 03, 2009, 12:41:29 PM » |
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Girl seeking WoW player - w4m
I'd do her... as long as she brings beer and doesn't try to talk to me... about anything. |
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« Reply #78 on: November 03, 2009, 02:12:04 PM » |
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Also the first time I've seen the word "felch" used convincingly in context Put that thumb down. I don't think we should really be encouraging felching-related speech.  |
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"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."
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« Reply #79 on: November 03, 2009, 04:49:00 PM » |
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I'd do her... as long as she brings beer and doesn't try to talk to me... about anything.
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"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."
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« Reply #80 on: November 04, 2009, 05:57:36 AM » |
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I'd do her... as long as she brings beer and doesn't try to talk to me... about anything.
i would do it without her brining the beer. the only problem is i don't play WoW and never will. I'll file it under fan fiction and pretend that there really is a freaky gamer chick out there. i mean you gotta like it just for the freak factor. |
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer! Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
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« Reply #81 on: November 04, 2009, 06:32:52 AM » |
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i would do it without her brining the beer. the only problem is i don't play WoW and never will. I'll file it under fan fiction and pretend that there really is a freaky gamer chick out there. i mean you gotta like it just for the freak factor. I have never played it either I hear the withdraw is a pregnant dog. |
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Some call it a sub, dagwood, hoagie or footlong. I just call it my...
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« Reply #83 on: November 04, 2009, 11:30:24 AM » |
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DAMN. If I ever threw a tantrum like that as a kid I wouldn't be here typing right now.
(where's the beat-down emoticon?)
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It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang. |
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« Reply #84 on: November 04, 2009, 12:04:06 PM » |
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I saw a .gif of that where they replaced the remote with a banana. I can't find it for the life of me though. very funny |
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #85 on: November 04, 2009, 12:04:17 PM » |
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Also, I think the vid is fake. . .
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #86 on: November 04, 2009, 05:23:20 PM » |
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I kind of like this.
License Plate BJN7523
Date: 2009-09-11, 11:33PM EDT
Dear Sir or Madam:
Ha ha! You are clever! You regifted your unwanted parking ticket to a neighboring vehicle! Unfortunately, you disregarded two important points. First, I do not drive a silver Buick; second, I do not plan to pay the city $30 on your behalf.
I understand fines double after 10 days and triple after 90 days. Good luck with that.
Cordial Disregards,
the Neighboring Vehicle's Driver
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« Reply #87 on: November 04, 2009, 05:27:57 PM » |
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #88 on: November 16, 2009, 12:10:08 PM » |
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Here's a winner, that I hope is a joke
"2004 Kawasaki Ninja 250 - $3700 FIRM
UP FOR SALE IS MY KAWSAKI NINJA 250 MOTOBIKE. IT GOTS ONLY 648 MILES ON IT. I'M DUN LERNING AND IM TRADING UP TO A HYABOOSA. SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT IM ASKING A LOT OF MONEY FOR MY MOTORBIKE BUT THEY ARE WRONG. THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THE STICKERS IVE PUT ON THIS BIKE. THEY HAVE SKULLS AND FLAMES AND THE SKULLS HAVE SPIKES ON THEM TOO. THERE TRICK YO. I DROPPED THE BIKE ONCE BUT ITS OKAY CUZ THE STICKERS COVER IT UP. ON TOP OF THE STICKERS I HAVE INVESTED ALOT OF $$$ IN TAX AND TAG FEES, AND I'VE PUT SEVERAL TANKS OF GAS INTO IT, SO I WANT TO GET AT LEAST $3700 FOR IT. $3700 FIRM! I SAID FIRM SO THAT MEANS YOU CANT WASTE MY TIME WITH ANY LOWBALL OFFERS! LOL K PEACE. "
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-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes. Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
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- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.
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« Reply #89 on: November 16, 2009, 04:09:26 PM » |
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It can't be for real.
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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