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Looking for some play time - w4m - 38 (portland)
Date: 2009-12-11, 11:40PM EST
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Good evening everybody,

I'm looking for a person (man or woman) who wants to have sex with my wife's sister. She's spending the night at my house and we are all getting drunk, so you probably have a chance with her. She's kind of old, and has had sex with a lot of people, but she's not too bad looking sometimes. So if you want to get lucky tonight let me know. I don't have a place you can have sex with her, but I live in the woods, so you can go prop her up against a tree or something!

Thank you and good night.

    * Location: portland
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

   
   
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[Bun-bun]

============================================================Harley rider pre-ride check off listDate: 2009-09-01,  9:06AMHarley rider pre-ride check off list:1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the  “Live to ride—ride to live” statement on gas tank lid.3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.5. Look in mirror and perfect the “I’m a bad ass mothermake the beast with two backser” harley riding scowl.6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving9. Leather pants10. Gloves11. Wrap around sunglasses12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of  loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!13. CAT work boots (new)14. Leather vest with some “chapter” like: North chapter of pig make the beast with two backsing obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road.it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsOriginal URL: [url=http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html[/url]============================================================

[somegirl]

============================================================Harley rider pre-ride check off listDate: 2009-09-01,  9:06AMHarley rider pre-ride check off list:1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the  “Live to ride—ride to live” statement on gas tank lid.3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.5. Look in mirror and perfect the “I’m a bad ass mothermake the beast with two backser” harley riding scowl.6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving9. Leather pants10. Gloves11. Wrap around sunglasses12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of  loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!13. CAT work boots (new)14. Leather vest with some “chapter” like: North chapter of pig make the beast with two backsing obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road.it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsOriginal URL: [url=http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html[/url]============================================================

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Harley rider pre-ride check off list:

1.   Comb baseball player goatee and mustache

2.   Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the  “Live to ride—ride to live” statement on gas tank lid.

3.   Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider

4.   Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.

5.   Look in mirror and perfect the “I’m a bad ass mothermake the beast with two backser” harley riding scowl.

6.   Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.

7.   Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)

8.   Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving

9.   Leather pants

10.    Gloves

11.    Wrap around sunglasses

12.   Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of  loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!

13.   CAT work boots (new)

14.   Leather vest with some “chapter” like: North chapter of pig make the beast with two backsing obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.

15.   HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.

16.   Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.

17.   Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.

18.   Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.

19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool

20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.

21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road.

[Bun-bun]

Thanks. Don't know why it all jumbled together when I hit post, it was orderly up til then.
  to you.