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[The Bacon Junkie]

Looks like DanTheMan is in the market to move to Boston.  Or San Fran.

Sounds like something he'd say...   

[Rev. Millertime]

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http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2565356945.html



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[AJ]

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Best of, indeed 
Especially given the ludicrousness of typical Bakersfield CL ads

[zarn02]

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http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2565356945.html



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Fan-make the beast with two backsin'-tastic.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Quoted, lest we forget. 


You can't have it.
Your wife won't let you.
Your girlfriend says it's unsafe. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Knock ...knock.....
"who is it?"
"We're men.... and we're here to take back your mancard."

This bike is not just a bike.... it's a muse.... it's a teleportation device.... hell, it's even like a bad assed medical tool. I once rode it by some guy who was constipated, just hearing me downshift from third to second emptied his bowels. I shit you not.
Hear that noise? That's not a dry clutch...that's a chick whistle. I'm tell'n ya...those Italians got that chick shit down. I left the exhaust stock because my buddy Phil upgraded the exhaust on his and I saw an elderly couple bust into flames when he bliped the throttle. (I have a conscience....that and I hate the smell of burnt flesh, so I left the cans alone.) It's got some carbon fiber stuff on it too, because carbon fiber is bad ass. Chuck Norris' beard is carbon fiber. Johnny Cash's suit was carbon fiber. Neil Armstrongs left arm is carbon fiber...... and we all know how bad assed that shit is. (Lance Armstongs ball is not carbon fiber..... but his bike was)

So.... you're asking yourself..."whats it like... riding a bike/muse/teleportation/badassed medical device like this? It's f'n AWESOME! Obama/Biden stickers melt off cars.... gravity dissapears around hot chicks undies....puppies weep..... people pay to be your facebook friend..... the Mericopa police dept. pulls you over just to get your autograph and thanks you having graced their tiny town with coolness the likes they've never seen.

If you're thinking about buy'n a Harley and have bought into that whole "chicks dig cruisers" thing....ask yourself .... when was the last time you saw Dan Haggerty get'n laid... hell... when was the last time you saw Dan period? The dude lived with a bear. Bears are cool and all..... but I'd rather be bang'n Keira Knightley than some bear. (google Keira Knightley Ducati.... you'll see what I mean)

What do you need to purchase the afore mentioned coolness?
Balls...
A valid state class M license....
Money.... 10k obo
And.... a willingness to step outside the "me too bike" box.
(you might also want to bring towels..... as the ladies tend to moisten up around the bike)

[Speedbag]

 

[ZLTFUL]

Joel, Well played sir. Well played indeed.

[elyse]

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now THAT'S how you sell a bike!! i've forwarded it to a bunch of my non-motorcycle riding friends & theyve all said if they had 10k theyd buy it based on the ad alone. lol!! 

[Rameses]

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sys/2690806742.html

[Monsterlover]

[KnightofNi]

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sys/2690806742.html

the picture is definately what sells it.

[Rameses]

the picture is definately what sells it.

Oh absolutely.

Amazingly enough, I haven't gotten a single email on it yet.   

[KnightofNi]

Oh absolutely.

Amazingly enough, I haven't gotten a single email on it yet.   

how did i know that was your ad...lol

[Rameses]

how did i know that was your ad...lol

I figured that went without saying.

[Slide Panda]

I scooped up this image so it wouldn't get lost from this CL ad
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html