I wake up.
Duke is barking. He's using the "Something is wrong" bark.
I go in the living room where he is... there is a yellow jacket walking across the carpet...
Obviously Duke (who has been stung by several) is concerned.
"good boy Duke, I'll take care of him"
I turn around and grab a BRAND NEW never uncapped big fat can of Maxima Chain Wax to whack it with...
Thump the offending bug with the can...
It catches a carpet tack and explodes -EVERYWHERE.
On me
On the carpet.
Duke smells like chain wax -and is very confused by all this.
Every Effin' where.
Damn.
Damn.
