Craigslist and other deals

Started by DRKWNG, July 07, 2010, 03:28:10 AM

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zooom

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

tocino

"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

zooom

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

zooom

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

The Mad King Pepe'

Quote from: zooom on October 21, 2011, 07:48:13 AM
this guy is shmokin some good shit...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DUCATI-GLOSS-BLACK-INFOSTRADA-SHELL-RACING-GRAPHICS-/180742113946?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a1511ca9a
:o [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] I need a smiley for "I laughed so hard, I pooped my pants!"

Quote from: zooom on October 21, 2011, 07:48:13 AM
and this would be a low maintenance sweet to hoon on fun machine...lil heavy...but fun nonetheless...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2007-suzuki-dr-650-supermoto-/330629017701?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item4cfb067065
First thing to do with that is to put on a civilized tail light and then go ape with it!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

zooom

Quote from: The Mad King Pepe' on October 21, 2011, 07:55:58 AM
:o [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] I need a smiley for "I laughed so hard, I pooped my pants!"
First thing to do with that is to put on a civilized tail light and then go ape with it!

second would be a full Yosh exhaust and jet the pig...

3rd would be some propa bark busters and handguards...
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

bikepilot

The stock KX engine is about 11tybillion times better than the XR mill.  Its a total hoot.  We've got a pimped KX100 that's a total blast to ride.  ~25hp to the wheel in a 150lbs bike with low gearing, great suspension and great chassis  [evil]  The KX80 wears decent sized wheels as standard.  You can go up to supermini size wheels if you add the long swingarm from the KX100, but the difference isn't huge.  Larger wheels than that would probably screw up the handling, bog down the motor and would take major frame mods.  The tires on the stock 100 leave black marks on the underside of the fenders at full suspension compression and the fenders can't easily be raised without welding up a taller subframe and swapping on big-bike forks.

Trials bikes are huge fun, really huge fun.  Also quiet and don't need much space.  You can get up to tons of shenagains in surburban lawn or driveway.

Procycle sells a 780cc kit for the DR650SE.  Combine that with a 41mm FCR and you'd have a big old DS that'd move pretty near as well as a stock KTM 690.  [evil]
2009 XB12XT
2006 Monster 620 (wife's)
1997 TL1000S
1975 Kawasaki H1 Mach III
2001 CR250R (CO do-it-all bike)
2000 XR650R (dez racer)
2003 KX100 (wife's)
1994 DR250SE (wife's/my city commuter)

eltristo

Quote from: DRKWNG on October 04, 2011, 05:43:11 PM
Oh Massimo...

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=52799.0

Zooom, I was going to post this up for you, but I saw you had already noticed it.


Jebus also like....
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

eltristo

Quote from: DRKWNG on October 21, 2011, 02:40:02 PM
That's a trigger you should get to pullin'

It's spectacular.  But, umm, it's in Washington. 

Oh, and I don't have a job yet.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

Lars D

If an Smt is what you are looking for cantact B&E in Easton. If an SDR is what you are looking for the owner knows of one for sale in the area.

zooom

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

The Mad King Pepe'

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

zooom

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

tocino

This is probably already somewhere on the site:

http://fresno.craigslist.org/mcd/2610447951.html

You want it..... but (Kern County)

You can't have it.
Your wife won't let you.
Your girlfriend says it's unsafe. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Knock ...knock.....
"who is it?"
"We're men.... and we're here to take back your mancard."

This bike is not just a bike.... it's a muse.... it's a teleportation device.... hell, it's even like a bad assed medical tool. I once rode it by some guy who was constipated, just hearing me downshift from third to second emptied his bowels. I shit you not.
Hear that noise? That's not a dry clutch...that's a chick whistle. I'm tell'n ya...those Italians got that chick shit down. I left the exhaust stock because my buddy Phil upgraded the exhaust on his and I saw an elderly couple bust into flames when he bliped the throttle. (I have a conscience....that and I hate the smell of burnt flesh, so I left the cans alone.) It's got some carbon fiber stuff on it too, because carbon fiber is bad ass. Chuck Norris' beard is carbon fiber. Johnny Cash's suit was carbon fiber. Neil Armstrongs left arm is carbon fiber...... and we all know how bad assed that shit is. (Lance Armstongs ball is not carbon fiber..... but his bike was)

So.... you're asking yourself..."whats it like... riding a bike/muse/teleportation/badassed medical device like this? It's f'n AWESOME! Obama/Biden stickers melt off cars.... gravity dissapears around hot chicks undies....puppies weep..... people pay to be your facebook friend..... the Maricopa police dept. pulls you over just to get your autograph and thanks you having graced their tiny town with coolness the likes they've never seen.

If you're thinking about buy'n a Harley and have bought into that whole "chicks dig cruisers" thing....ask yourself .... when was the last time you saw Dan Haggerty get'n laid... hell... when was the last time you saw Dan period? The dude lived with a bear. Bears are cool and all..... but I'd rather be bang'n Keira Knightley than some bear. (google Keira Knightley Ducati.... you'll see what I mean)

What do you need to purchase the afore mentioned coolness?
Balls...
A valid state class M license....
Money.... 10k obo
And.... a willingness to step outside the "me too bike" box.
(you might also want to bring towels..... as the ladies tend to moisten up around the bike)

call me at 661-331-3710
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn