Worst TV Show/Series Ever

Started by RAT900, July 09, 2010, 10:22:42 PM

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RAT900

OK maybe this is worth a try.  There is a motherlode of crap to mine, many huge nuggets of insultingly stupid crap have been aimed at us over the decades. It is time I think to commemorate those efforts that left scars on our living-experience

In the contemporary era I would offer Burn Notice or maybe Royal Pains....my wife refers to them as Butt Notice and Rectal Pains and she even records them so she can exercise her sense of outrage at the quality of script, plot and acting inabilities....

my favorites are the ones that portray studiously politically-correct messages with families comprised of the mandatory/obligatory Gay/Disabled/Minority/Inter-racial/Substance Abuse Alcohol Recovery members................ I love pious vanity correctness stereotyped and pumped up to a level that rivals Josef Goebbels'  Third Reich Master Race messaging...confections that ignore the Jerry Springer reality of human beings

in this category "Brothers and Sisters" gets the nod for how families "should behave" as opposed to how they actually "do behave"

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Kopfjäger

It's called the "pussafication" of America.
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RAT900

Yes..the tyranny of the "sensitive" is problematic in our culture...we want to be a kinder gentler country at the same time that an unkinder and more savage world would like to stomp our arrogant asses back into some 13th Century paradise

However keep in mind "Bad" is a big tent

and shows such as "My Mother The Car" delivered an inedible Freudian mulligan stew that I still have not been able to completely digest the ingredients of
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Kopfjäger

Well, if we are going that route. Mr. Ed ruled.  ;)
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Raux

hate:
Desperate Housewives
Sex in the City
any show modeling itself after those two.


btw burn notice was fun if you put away your disbelief

Speedbag

Galactica 1980

Even as a kid, I knew that one was a steamer.
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GAAN

You have to stop looking at these things as a whole

much like we are forced to endure the hot dog so we may enjoy the Beaver's Sweet Hot Mustard

we must endure the Burn Notice so we may enjoy our memories of Gabrielle Anwar circa mid '90's


that and Ash is in it and he may be the greatest actor in the known universe


RAT900

Quote from: Mother on July 10, 2010, 03:06:37 AM
You have to stop looking at these things as a whole

much like we are forced to endure the hot dog so we may enjoy the Beaver's Sweet Hot Mustard

we must endure the Burn Notice so we may enjoy our memories of Gabrielle Anwar circa mid '90's


that and Ash is in it and he may be the greatest actor in the known universe



excellent point...as in viewing a mural,, the eye will generally continue to return focus to those elements deemed most pleasing or horrific

As for savoring Miss Anwar's  sweet hot beaver mustard....can't say I am getting a good visual there    ;D

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Manimal

My guess is it's the next 80's show to be redone into a movie
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Oldfisti

In the modern era, any show considered "reality tv."


The one that definitely takes the crown tho is The Hills.
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Quote from: Mother on July 10, 2010, 03:06:37 AM
that and Ash is in it and he may be the greatest actor in the known universe

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badgalbetty

I rarely watch television as I consider it a waste of time. I f I wanted to waste time to that  extent I would have stayed married to the moron and endured yet still more years of abuse. I presume crucifixion is better than most tv shows and sounds like it is more welcome.
As for the political correctness of them thats ok ,but the reality shows are really quite silly. If you want reality just walk in my shoes for a day,I'll show you a reality that most would not be able to handle for 10 seconds flat let alone a day,a week,a month,a year or a lifetime. :-*
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Raux

Quote from: DanTheMan on July 10, 2010, 05:33:31 AM
The hot asian chick who frequents the DMF?

asian... you have asian on the brain after your trip huh.

i think he meant Ash as in Living Dead

DanTheMan

Quote from: Raux on July 10, 2010, 06:01:02 AM
asian... you have asian on the brain after your trip huh.

i think he meant Ash as in Living Dead

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