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« Reply #2760 on: February 03, 2013, 06:59:11 AM »

Too much of that stuff and "hard" is what you won't be.


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« Reply #2761 on: February 19, 2013, 09:59:23 PM »

Mmmmm Monkey Shoulder, not bad for a blend. Lame website though.
http://www.monkeyshoulder.com
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« Reply #2762 on: February 22, 2013, 12:28:19 AM »

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« Reply #2763 on: February 22, 2013, 05:13:56 AM »

Apparently I'm starting fights on the forum. I blame the whiskey! !!
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« Reply #2764 on: March 12, 2013, 05:43:23 PM »

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« Reply #2765 on: March 15, 2013, 05:46:50 AM »

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« Reply #2766 on: March 15, 2013, 08:29:56 AM »

If I have to go to any more of my kiddos JV baseball games where the coach never plays him I'm going to leave, come home and get DMF druunk! drink Vino! chug Wink How will he ever have a chance to make varsity in the next year or two if he NEVER gets to play in games?!!!! bang head He tries really hard in practice and is not that bad of a player but his bench time makes me want to drink out of frustration. Is that bad? laughingdp  laughingdp
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« Reply #2767 on: March 15, 2013, 11:56:28 PM »

Replenishing my vital bodily essences with a Dark'n'Stormy (Jamaican rum over ice with a bit of Ginger beer).  drink
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« Reply #2768 on: March 16, 2013, 04:41:40 AM »

Dark & Stormys are nice.

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« Reply #2769 on: March 16, 2013, 04:19:56 PM »

Mrs Monsterlover now has a great app on her tablet that tells you what drinks you can make with a given list of ingredient.

For the sake of science

I shall experiment

On myself!
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« Reply #2770 on: March 16, 2013, 04:29:53 PM »

Mrs Monsterlover now has a great app on her tablet that tells you what drinks you can make with a given list of ingredient.

For the sake of science

I shall experiment

On myself!
...as long as those ingredients include vodka...

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« Reply #2771 on: March 16, 2013, 04:34:58 PM »

Vodka is on the list.

Make yourself comfortable   
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« Reply #2772 on: March 17, 2013, 12:28:02 AM »

I can't think of a better way to spend St Amateur's Day weekend than by getting wasted while watching a bunch of guys try to beat the shit out of each other. Hooray for UFC 158.  chug chug chug
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« Reply #2773 on: March 17, 2013, 08:15:37 AM »

Mrs Monsterlover now has a great app on her tablet that tells you what drinks you can make with a given list of ingredient.

What's the name of the app?
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« Reply #2774 on: March 17, 2013, 10:01:16 AM »

What's the name of the app?

"Drinks recipes" she thinks.
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