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teddy037.3
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« Reply #3270 on: June 19, 2015, 01:31:21 PM »
happy friday, pregnant doges
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« Reply #3271 on: June 19, 2015, 02:55:43 PM »
make the beast with two backs yeah. new bottle.
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« Reply #3272 on: June 20, 2015, 12:45:51 AM »
Dealing with your problems is generally more effective than running from them.  Just saying.
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #3273 on: June 20, 2015, 07:33:13 AM »
meh. dealing only got me so far. i've given up.
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« Reply #3274 on: November 13, 2015, 03:25:23 AM »
I am the count ah ah ah ah
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« Reply #3275 on: December 31, 2015, 06:44:27 PM »
vwku . . jssspy nwq uarw
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #3276 on: March 05, 2016, 08:54:52 PM »
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on December 31, 2015, 06:44:27 PM
vwku . . jssspy nwq uarw


Carlos I can almost understand this.

A few moor beers and I'll be there.

 drink drink drink
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #3277 on: March 06, 2016, 06:24:25 AM »
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 05, 2016, 08:54:52 PM

Carlos I can almost understand this.

A few moor beers and I'll be there.

 drink drink drink
You was drinking Moor Beer? Shocked
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #3278 on: March 06, 2016, 06:41:43 AM »
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on March 06, 2016, 06:24:25 AM
You was drinking Moor Beer? Shocked


My spelling skills were becoming impaired.

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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #3279 on: March 06, 2016, 06:43:52 AM »
Being there done that
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #3280 on: March 29, 2016, 06:07:32 PM »
Raises hand...

tag you're it.
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« Reply #3281 on: April 10, 2016, 05:24:07 PM »
Jeebus, this bottle of Kahlua won't go away, who even brought this over?
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« Reply #3282 on: June 11, 2016, 01:03:26 AM »
Fancee me meeting me here.

Farkin red wine for the win!
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« Reply #3283 on: June 25, 2016, 06:40:23 PM »
pn my way
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« Reply #3284 on: June 25, 2016, 07:41:56 PM »
I'm right there with you!

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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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