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Oldfisti
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« Reply #3285 on: June 25, 2016, 07:49:40 PM »

Cheap Irish whiskey and Coors Banquet FTW!
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #3286 on: June 25, 2016, 09:45:24 PM »

Still winning!    Wink


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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #3287 on: July 17, 2016, 10:53:26 AM »

Jekioi . . think the drings fot yo me . .

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« Reply #3288 on: July 17, 2016, 11:01:28 AM »

Jekioi . . think the drings fot yo me . .

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« Reply #3289 on: August 21, 2016, 08:49:51 PM »

make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backsity make the beast with two backs.

Sell you lousy sonofapregnant dog.
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« Reply #3290 on: September 30, 2016, 06:02:09 PM »


NH martini glass. Grin
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« Reply #3291 on: September 30, 2016, 06:12:50 PM »

make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backsity make the beast with two backs.

Sell you lousy sonofapregnant dog.
That good?
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« Reply #3292 on: September 30, 2016, 06:32:09 PM »

NH martini glass. Grin

I was thinking this.

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« Reply #3293 on: September 30, 2016, 06:41:48 PM »

I was thinking this.


Wrong again dear...  Tongue

I'm, personally, fighting the urge to eat the last Klondike bar...

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« Reply #3294 on: September 30, 2016, 06:42:56 PM »

EAT IT!!! EAT IT!!!
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« Reply #3295 on: April 03, 2020, 02:09:20 PM »

Noah’s Mill Kentucky Bourbon...  So good.
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« Reply #3296 on: April 03, 2020, 04:09:23 PM »

Noah’s Mill Kentucky Bourbon...  So good.

It's pretty early, Stu!
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« Reply #3297 on: April 03, 2020, 07:49:05 PM »

It's pretty early, Stu!

I thought this was a judgement free zone...
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« Reply #3298 on: April 03, 2020, 08:27:43 PM »

Never too early.  If in doubt just call it the rest of yesterday Tongue

Gotta try that Noah's Mill!
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« Reply #3299 on: April 03, 2020, 08:43:00 PM »

Never too early.  If in doubt just call it the rest of yesterday Tongue

Gotta try that Noah's Mill!

Yes!! Thx Howie.
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