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« Reply #2625 on: February 15, 2012, 09:46:36 PM »

Just been out for a blast around the hills, "Dark'n'Stormy" time, that'll rinse the bugs out of the teeth.  drink
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« Reply #2626 on: February 16, 2012, 08:38:43 AM »

Does Randy Travis ride?
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« Reply #2627 on: February 16, 2012, 12:17:42 PM »

He kinda undershot his landing here in north Texas a few nights ago. Something about getting into an argument with his girlfriend (maybe wife?) and ending up in a church parking lot in Sanger, Texas at 1:30AM sitting in his black Trans-Am. The local police saw the car and decided to check it out. I think I heard that he thought he was home... but that would be in Tioga twenty plus miles away on the other side of Lake Ray Roberts. bang head Roll Eyes Probably had something to do with the empty wine bottle in his car. Vino! At least he was nice to the officers and thankfully didn't hurt anyone. waytogo Can't remember the last time I mistook a church parking lot twenty miles from home as my driveway. Must have been a really good argument!



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The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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« Reply #2628 on: February 17, 2012, 07:17:18 PM »

Made the mistake of playing on a very lovely sounding guitar at Guitar Center on my way home from my Friday coffee meetup.

I want it. Badly.

But if I'M DRUNK, then I can't drive back there tonight and buy it!  Cheesy
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« Reply #2629 on: February 18, 2012, 04:47:28 AM »

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« Reply #2630 on: February 18, 2012, 11:31:31 AM »

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Drinking can save you a ton of money!
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« Reply #2631 on: February 18, 2012, 12:56:18 PM »

It can also cost you a ton! Damn thing works both ways. bang head laughingdp
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I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #2632 on: February 20, 2012, 08:42:14 PM »

5 dollar growler refills at Pyramid on Monday's. We stopped in with 2 empty ones and it happened to be happy hour. 2 beers (8%) later we left. One more at home = on dippy LMT. Light weight huh!  chug

One growler has Snow Cap, the other Outburst IPA.  drink

One more and then off to bed. Thank dog for spell check.  chug
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« Reply #2633 on: February 20, 2012, 08:44:28 PM »

Made the mistake of playing on a very lovely sounding guitar at Guitar Center on my way home from my Friday coffee meetup.

I want it. Badly.

But if I'M DRUNK, then I can't drive back there tonight and buy it!  Cheesy

Looks like I should have gotten drunk this afternoon.



God, it's obnoxiously orange.  Cheesy
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« Reply #2634 on: February 20, 2012, 08:46:17 PM »

We all want to post in the "what are you listening to" thread with a link to you playing BOB.

So get crackin' mister!

(Nice purchase btw.)   waytogo

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« Reply #2635 on: February 24, 2012, 12:13:53 AM »

Bit cool today (24 deg C) and pissing rain, had to crack the birthday bottle of Jamesons 12 year old to warm up.
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« Reply #2636 on: February 24, 2012, 08:32:43 AM »

I'm quite distraught. my watering hole is under new mgmt and my normal $40 tab turned into $90 last night.
I am not happy about this and may protest by drinking cheap beer there again and scowling at everyone.


for comparison, my friend and i will walk in and kill a bottle of rum between the 2 of us. that usually runs us $40. Last night we didn't kill the entire bottle.  Angry
I guess that's what happens when there is someone watching the product go out like a hawk.
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« Reply #2637 on: February 24, 2012, 08:38:10 AM »

I'm quite distraught. my watering hole is under new mgmt and my normal $40 tab turned into $90 last night.
I am not happy about this and may protest by drinking cheap beer there again and scowling at everyone.


for comparison, my friend and i will walk in and kill a bottle of rum between the 2 of us. that usually runs us $40. Last night we didn't kill the entire bottle.  Angry
I guess that's what happens when there is someone watching the product go out like a hawk.

Might be why its under new management.  cheeky

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« Reply #2638 on: February 24, 2012, 10:58:37 AM »

Might be why its under new management.  cheeky



no, it's not. I know the story behind it all. the actual owners live next door to my friend. it's part of how i got to such low bar tabs. lol.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2639 on: February 24, 2012, 04:52:49 PM »

no, it's not. I know the story behind it all. the actual owners live next door to my friend. it's part of how i got to such low bar tabs. lol.

No worries, I used to bartend through college and I know how to treat "regulars", they are the bread and butter for any watering hole.
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