The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[desmoquattro]

... and a foil-wrapped cucumber down your pants.   

 

[eltristo]

You have that image sitting around for just such an occasion?  I salute you, sir!
 wt:

[desmoquattro]

You have that image sitting around for just such an occasion?  I salute you, sir!
 wt:

Wish I could take credit for it

It's called images.google.com.

[zarn02]

 

 ;:|

i haven't seen that movie in awhile.

and now it's on my to-do list! wt:

[Timmy Tucker]

 

 ;:| ;:| ;:|

Thanks for all the kind words! I'll be over it soon enough. The only reason it's really bothering me is because I'm soley responsible for f*cking that relationship up. She loved me a lot and I got scared and bailed (commit-o-phobe). But, the guy really is a douche. He's been divorced several times cause he can't keep his dick (can I say that here?) in his pants. I'll be better in a few days.


And SacDuc, it's good to see you around. I mostly lurked at the TOB, so you most likely have no idea who I am, but you were the source of much amusement.

[Timmy Tucker]

Oh, somebody get me a beer, please. I'm fresh out.

[eltristo]

No orange in your hoegaarden!!!

On another topic, I am very very drunk.  Where the crap is Ash???

[teddy037.2]

why do you need ash to be proper drunk?

some of us do fine w/o his crazy ass... 

[zarn02]

holy hell, i was still buzzed as shit when i got up today (around 3pm).

sat up drinking with friends until the blue light of dawn was coming through the window.

(and dinner at taco bell has not made me feel healthier... )

[teddy037.2]

wow, slow day... am I the only guy drinkin' tonight?

[vonkeswick]

wow, slow day... am I the only guy drinkin' tonight?

damn near murdered my liver/kidneys/esophagus/stomach/intestines with all my drinking over the weekend

takin' it easy for at least 3 days

[eltristo]

+1 on that sentiment.  I need to be clean for the week. 

[KnightofNi]

Just found out I should be on crutches. I have 2 teams going to post season soon.I walked 10 blocka to the bar. Need I say more?

[vonkeswick]

Just found out I should be on crutches. I have 2 teams going to post season soon.I walked 10 blocka to the bar. Need I say more?

if you keep yourself drunk enough you won't need to worry 'bout them thar feets, ya just crawl everywhere

[KnightofNi]

Unfortunately crawling isn't condusive to soccer