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« Reply #2805 on: May 03, 2013, 10:47:39 PM »



This glass will hold roughly 2/3 of a 750ml bottle of wine.

In case you were wondering.
Only 500 ml , that's not even a pint....;-)
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« Reply #2806 on: May 04, 2013, 04:26:04 AM »

Only 500 ml , that's not even a pint....;-)

but it's 'ein halber' as I requested them in Germany many many many fortnights ago
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« Reply #2807 on: May 04, 2013, 07:02:59 AM »

Only 500 ml , that's not even a pint....;-)

Those would be the math skills that most of a bottle of wine would inhibit. Smiley

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« Reply #2808 on: May 05, 2013, 06:51:23 AM »

I thought I was drunk, but then I woke up and had another beer. Now I am fiine! Cool
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« Reply #2809 on: May 13, 2013, 07:08:35 PM »

Free ticket (2) to a Seattle Beer week event. 10 4 ounce pours free. I used all of my tickets, had fend use his for me, and then got free pours from the brewers! Drunk? Yes! Spell check is great.

 chug one more for the bubble bath!   chug
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« Reply #2810 on: May 13, 2013, 09:44:47 PM »

I feel it's common knowledge, but I wanted to check in tonight.


This is actually my first night being drunk since friday. Lol

Hooray unemployment
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #2811 on: May 14, 2013, 10:28:23 AM »

I feel bad for you guys.  Having to wait all day for after work to drink is simply sad......  At my job we have to chug a cup of champagne with our clients every morning.  Kinda sets the bar for the day.  We are often sitting about drinking beer by 10:00am.
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« Reply #2812 on: May 15, 2013, 10:37:35 PM »

I can't read previous posts right now. Thank your deity of choice for bars within stumbling distance. Locals buy too many shots
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2813 on: May 16, 2013, 04:49:57 AM »

Salt Mine HQ.

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 drink chug drink
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« Reply #2814 on: May 18, 2013, 01:19:32 AM »

Why am I drinking whiskey and soda at 5.am on Saturday morning?
It's 5 o' clock somewhere right?  Thats 5 pm......
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« Reply #2815 on: May 18, 2013, 01:37:16 AM »

Why am I drinking whiskey and soda at 5.am on Saturday morning?
It's 5 o' clock somewhere right?  Thats 5 pm......
7.38pm and its Whiskey and Dry Ginger time here  chug chug
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« Reply #2816 on: May 18, 2013, 01:41:37 AM »

I guess its all a matter of time zones
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« Reply #2817 on: May 18, 2013, 01:42:33 AM »

 chug















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« Reply #2818 on: May 18, 2013, 07:04:07 PM »

It's been one of these weeks...

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« Reply #2819 on: May 23, 2013, 05:41:27 PM »

For Starters, I had to try this. The perfect liqueur the for the cocaine addict in your life(not that I am one).




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