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« Reply #2835 on: June 28, 2013, 05:41:20 AM » |
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There's a problem with this Bushmills  I can't get quietly pissed with it.... Every other alcoholic beverage in the cupboard has Stealth Mode... but this treacherous make the beast with two backsing bottle has an old fashioned "pop" cork... and so every refill attracts a disapproving glance from the in-house guitarist   "PoP"   ...either in trouble... or just getting out.  |
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« Reply #2836 on: June 28, 2013, 05:43:23 AM » |
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« Reply #2837 on: June 28, 2013, 05:58:05 AM » |
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You can't just leave the cork out?  In theory, this is "simple genius". However, given a few more pours by the one whose goal is to become "shite-faced", said Bushmills is at risk for getting whacked by a noodlearm in an attempt to reach for another pour (or is it "pour e"?). Thus, the demise of some of the contents. The choices are the inevitable stink-eye and the associated guilt with each "pop" or risk spillage.  |
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« Reply #2838 on: June 28, 2013, 06:12:35 AM » |
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In theory, this is "simple genius". However, given a few more pours by the one whose goal is to become "shite-faced", said Bushmills is at risk for getting whacked by a noodlearm in an attempt to reach for another pour (or is it "pour e"?). Thus, the demise of some of the contents. The choices are the inevitable stink-eye and the associated guilt with each "pop" or risk spillage. Good point. I can handle The Glare... but spillage of the amber fluid is an incident nothing sort of alcohol abuse. Maybe - in another world where I plan ahead - I'll decant the contents into a bottle more covert. Then again........ make the beast with two backs it PoP |
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« Reply #2839 on: June 28, 2013, 06:19:47 AM » |
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" shite-faced" I really must teach you people how to speak proper |
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« Reply #2840 on: June 28, 2013, 06:40:44 AM » |
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There is that period where you are mindful of the hairy eyeball and then that turns into "your face is funny  " |
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« Reply #2841 on: June 28, 2013, 03:59:52 PM » |
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Aarrrggghhh more bad news today! May hv a post or two here too soon. (Notice how I can sti use to too two correctly?!) |
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« Reply #2842 on: June 28, 2013, 04:12:19 PM » |
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Pirate news?
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.
Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2843 on: June 28, 2013, 07:31:00 PM » |
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I could not figure out my to or too last night. And now one of my friends says I need the steps. My witty response was that she was not smart enough to get into the Air Force and ended up Army because she was dumb. Then I got another beer and said "make the beast with two backs you" . |
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« Reply #2844 on: June 28, 2013, 08:04:57 PM » |
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At a kereoke bar. 1st f'ing time ever! But I am so not singing. Never. Oh my..... |
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« Reply #2845 on: June 28, 2013, 08:07:59 PM » |
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At a kereoke bar. 1st f'ing time ever! But I am so not singing. Never. Oh my..... C'mon sing us a song. |
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« Reply #2846 on: June 28, 2013, 08:11:50 PM » |
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rock rock rock rock rock_n_roll highschool....
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
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« Reply #2847 on: June 28, 2013, 08:18:01 PM » |
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At a kereoke bar. 1st f'ing time ever! But I am so not singing. Never. Oh my..... I would so be singing! |
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« Reply #2848 on: June 28, 2013, 10:00:14 PM » |
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C'mon sing us a song. make the beast with two backs no |
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« Reply #2849 on: June 28, 2013, 10:02:17 PM » |
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I'm quite disappointed. I had selected the world's easiest song to sing at karaoke, and we bailed before her number was called.  |
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