The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

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DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."


DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."


teddy037.3

Jebus help me!

Cheap merlot and zero make the beast with two backss are all I have tonight

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Bick

I have been at the same bar for 10 hours...

My beer glass has never been empty...

It is still cold.

The tab says I have only had one Guinness...

Why am I being told I am being driven home?

The math here just doesn't work.
[shot] [beer]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

Quote from: Bick on December 14, 2013, 09:34:02 PM
I have been at the same bar for 10 hours...

My beer glass has never been empty...

It is still cold.

The tab says I have only had one Guinness...

Why am I being told I am being driven home?

The math here just doesn't work.
[shot] [beer]

Even people with ice water in their veins can have friends. [beer]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



LMT

 [beer]   [shot]  I am done. Out and off to sleepytown.

Oh how I already look forward to the morning coffee.

And a new day. A new year soon.

fastwin

If I could drink (I can't right now... health reasons [bang]) and if I was a Cowboy fan (I'm not) I should be drunk. Their pitiful performance yesterday just might make me say screw the doctor I want a stiff Bloody Mary right now. [shot] I'll just vicariously enjoy this thread instead. ;)
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell


LMT


DucDucGoos

My opinion: Because it is winter it is porter/ stout season.

To celebrate being done with school I had the most amazing couple of Raspberry chocolate stouts (from a local brewery) last night. Jeff informed me today that Saturday they are doing 6$ growler fills. That made my day.

Duck-Stew

I've got 3 different gin's in my cabinet right now...

Life is good.

(plus 1 tequila, 1 home-made 'Apple-Pie' mason jar, 3 bottles of Kahlua, some Cointreau, and a vodka (I think))
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.