The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[Jarvicious]

Boulevard from Kansas City? I used to drink their Porter by the half gallon.

Yeah, that's the stuff.  I can't do most porters more than a couple of beers at a time.  It's just too rich.  I think it's the malty flavor I can't take.  I should buy stock in Schlafly, however.  Their dry hopped ale.......holy shit.

Things it says on the bottle:
"sound of vitality"   what? i can't even guess what this means...
"savory taste of high alcohol beer made from the finest aroma hop"   yup... konglish.

I love it when eastern Asian speakers try to translate stuff into English to try and make it marketable.  "You will love corn!  For so much cheap, this box great in lake!"

[teddy037.2]

meh.

at least the whisky works.

 

[teddy037.2]

so after some lengthy discussion... today possibly >meh.

thanks for nuthin' NMC.


now all I gotta do is wake up in 3hrs 

[Ash]

meh.

at least the whisky works.

 

penis problems, brah?

[teddy037.2]

I do suppose that is one way of putting it.

and now I'm all outta whisky.

fack.

[Ash]

hmmmmmmmmmm     

[teddy037.2]

s'okay, man... I'll survive.

I think. 

[Manny]

i know, right?   

<adjusts bra>

   You're such a cute chick, Ash. 

I know I was a bit late on that one, but it's been a busy week, k?



I have recently been fond of whiskey and soda. Just sayin'. Although tequila treated us pretty well last week. 

It's late-ish (and my BAC is too high to reload any more rounds tonight), so I'll bid you gents (and ladies, of course) g'night. 

[Ash]

  You're such a cute chick, Ash. 

I know I was a bit late on that one, but it's been a busy week, k?

hell at least someone appreciated my lame attempt at humor...

[DanTheMan]

knock, knock....

[teddy037.2]

Dan-o! howzit?


so anyway.

< rant >
 

I'm done. this whole wimmenz this is a total make the beast with two backsing waste of time

why can't I learn my lesson?

< /rant >

[Ash]

ahahahhaha +1 man

[teddy037.2]

ahahahhaha +1 man

thanks, sweetie 

[teddy037.2]

1500!

hooray drunk thd! 

[Ash]

booo