The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

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Buckethead

My roommate in college used to do something similar.

He got tired of people asking for a shot off his bottle of Beam.

When he showed up to a party, he'd bring his bottle of Beam and a sixer of Labatt Blue. (This was in upstate NY.)

He'd stash the bottle of Beam, still in the brown paper, and drink one of the Labatts. The other 5 belonged to his girlfriend.

He'd then refill his empty Labbat bottle with bourbon and proceed to sip from it for the rest of the party.

This is the same enginerd who lost an entire semester to Snood.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

teddy037.2

mmmm.... salavator... that's something I haven't seen in a while

Buckethead

Well, hello, beer #6 of my day off!

You look just as tasty as your little friends...

One way to find out: Kampai!
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

teddy037.2

all's I got is vitamin water (it's 5:53am), but I'll toast your day off!

[beer]

kampai!

DesmoDiva

Quote from: Obsessed? on October 30, 2008, 07:44:47 AM
My roommate in college used to do something similar.

He got tired of people asking for a shot off his bottle of Beam.

When he showed up to a party, he'd bring his bottle of Beam and a sixer of Labatt Blue. (This was in upstate NY.)

He'd stash the bottle of Beam, still in the brown paper, and drink one of the Labatts. The other 5 belonged to his girlfriend.

He'd then refill his empty Labbat bottle with bourbon and proceed to sip from it for the rest of the party.

This is the same enginerd who lost an entire semester to Snood.

That about sums up college life in Alfred.   [thumbsup] ;D
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Buckethead

I sure do miss Alex's pizza.

It's delicious when you're sober.

When you're drunk, it's the BEST. THING. EVAR.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DesmoDiva

+11titybillion.

Their pizza is the best. 

I miss the "last call" neon fish and mug night.

I'm going to a wedding (invite say kegger) this weekend  with a bunch of AU alums.

I will raise a glass in your honour.   [beer]   
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'02 ST4s Yellow

Oldfisti




This is where the evening begins.  [thumbsup]  First shot dedicated to the folks of the DMF!   CHEERS!   [drink]   [evil]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Buckethead

Does it make me a "beer snob" if I insist on drinking High Life only from bottles?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Ash

Quote from: teddy037.2 on October 29, 2008, 11:50:43 PM
that's so cheezy, I almost feel bad for laughin'  [laugh]

:)  i knew you would....   [cheeky]


Buckethead

The advantage to the "all day" drunk:

Beer #24 tastes just as good as

Beer #1.

Done now. Buh-bye.  :-*
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

KnightofNi

Quote from: Obsessed? on October 30, 2008, 04:54:22 PM
Does it make me a "beer snob" if I insist on drinking High Life only from bottles?

champagne doens't come in a can does it? why should you accept anything less from your champagne of beers?
beer in bottles is always better anyways.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

eltristo

Quote from: KnightofNi on October 31, 2008, 08:50:04 AM
champagne doens't come in a can does it? why should you accept anything less from your champagne of beers?
beer in bottles is always better anyways.

If it did, I could take it to the beach!
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

Quote from: KnightofNi on October 31, 2008, 08:50:04 AM
beer in bottles is always better anyways.

there is something to be said about being served schlitz in a can, sitting at the bar in a pizza joint in fond du lac, WI.

where it's apparently legal/accepted to smoke inside.

the ambiance made that the perfect beverage choice for me. [thumbsup]