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DRKWNG
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« Reply #1080 on: November 27, 2008, 12:50:42 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on November 26, 2008, 11:39:35 PM
oh, dear god. I can construct some sort of drink to suit a holiday throwdown if need be!

oh. wait.

I'm not part of this exchange.... *sob*






 cheeky

Hey, you're the one that said you didn't want to come and make merry.   cheeky
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proclivity
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« Reply #1081 on: November 27, 2008, 12:56:03 PM »
72 pages of drunkenness since this thread started in May 08.  We are a sad bunch of drunken ducatisti.
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« Reply #1082 on: November 27, 2008, 05:48:12 PM »
I'd argue we don't drink enough.
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« Reply #1083 on: November 27, 2008, 05:54:02 PM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on November 27, 2008, 12:50:42 PM
Hey, you're the one that said you didn't want to come and make merry.   cheeky

can't help it if I'm used to drinking alone on the holidays

Quote from: proclivity on November 27, 2008, 12:56:03 PM
72 pages of drunkenness since this thread started in May 08.  We are a sad bunch of drunken ducatisti.

says the new guy  chug

drink up, son! you gotta catch up  drink drink drink
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« Reply #1084 on: November 28, 2008, 07:18:32 PM »
drinking beer with the crew last night, and nearly got into a bar fight with these two korean guys who kept make the beast with two backsing with us.

i think the women trying to keep the peace is the only reason things didn't come to blows.

there were two of them, and six guys among us. i'm not sure they had much capacity for counting. Tongue
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« Reply #1085 on: November 28, 2008, 07:34:36 PM »
Back to the old standby: Sailor Jerry and Coke.

Works the first time, every time.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #1086 on: November 28, 2008, 10:41:17 PM »
in the past 2 days i have put down over a case of beer myself.

in the past 2 weeks i have probably eaten 3 turkeys worth in sandwiches and other forms of food.

i just picked half the turkey carcass clean while it was sitting in the fridge.

tonight was the half+ case of beer...i think i need to sleep.
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« Reply #1087 on: November 28, 2008, 10:59:50 PM »
I have polished off a case of beer in a day. Not a night, but a day.

The last Thanksgiving I was at with turkey, I was forced (obligated by Italian birth) to eat several pounds. Thank you, Noni.

Quityerpregnant dogin and keep drinking.

Or pass out. Its a totally noble option at this point.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
DRKWNG
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« Reply #1088 on: November 29, 2008, 10:30:35 PM »
Got nothing to do tonight but drink, so why not get drunk???
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« Reply #1089 on: November 29, 2008, 10:31:04 PM »
how are you kids doing?

i, myself, am quite intoxicated...
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« Reply #1090 on: November 29, 2008, 11:19:04 PM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on November 26, 2008, 09:39:33 PM
I've been drinking white Russians tonight in a fashion that would make Lebowski blush.

I just saw Ace of Cakes and he made a cake laced with alcohol to mimic a white russian for one of the many Lebowskifests! I made a chocolate martini (I know, weak sauce) and it's making me read forums at 11:13 PM. Sad, indeed...
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« Reply #1091 on: December 01, 2008, 02:56:03 PM »
Fair warning: tequila Monday will commence in 3...

2...

1...

Gotta go get blotto now.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
teddy037.2
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« Reply #1092 on: December 01, 2008, 06:35:03 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 28, 2008, 10:41:17 PM
in the past 2 days i have put down over a case of beer myself.

in the past 2 weeks i have probably eaten 3 turkeys worth in sandwiches and other forms of food.

i just picked half the turkey carcass clean while it was sitting in the fridge.

tonight was the half+ case of beer...i think i need to sleep.

I tip my hat (and glass of arrogant bastard) to you, sir.  drink
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« Reply #1093 on: December 01, 2008, 06:37:10 PM »
Quote from: Obsessed? on December 01, 2008, 02:56:03 PM
Fair warning: tequila Monday will commence in 3...

2...

1...

Gotta go get blotto now.

does tequila monday end at midnight?
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teddy037.2
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« Reply #1094 on: December 01, 2008, 06:39:18 PM »
Quote from: Statler on December 01, 2008, 06:37:10 PM
does tequila monday end at midnight?

ohhhh, boy, do I hope not!  Cheesy
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