The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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teddy037.2

well, if only you'd stay away from them korean drinks...  ;)


but what alarms me is that I'm staring at... maybe 1/3 bottle of jameson.

it was brand new when I got home.

it was brand new four beers later.



*disclaimer: I love me some soju, or shochu... doesn't much matter to me, it's good stuff.

teddy037.2

*looks at sig line*

yep.

out of whiskey, anyway.

DucatiBastard

HEY!!!  tuesday is the nothingest day of the wweek! 
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

Buckethead

Quote from: DucatiBastard on December 09, 2008, 08:37:41 PM
HEY!!!  tuesday is the nothingest day of the wweek! 

Which is why I'm drinking it away.

What's YOUR excuse?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DucatiBastard

usmmmm, me pops had an ninight out , wen t to see the ladiues at "Johnnys bar snd grill"  (grill is wishfyul htinkin)

bastids had no good ale on tap!

hand to make byh ]withe "american ale" (A-B [A-B/I-B]) ya know what im saying?!?!?!
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

Buckethead

[filter on]

My dad and I went to the bar.

They had a very meager selection of beers on draught.

I drank an Anheuser-Busch product that was well below my usual high standards.

Now I'm drunk! The make the beast with two backsers.

[/filter]

Close?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Buckethead

Quote from: Bick on December 09, 2008, 08:40:32 PM
Tequila Tuesday!

I like the way you think.

This boy's got "upper-management" written all over him.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DucatiBastard

what say you of the A-B In-bev shiszbinit ? 

personlnally i have vowed to drink nur=think other than my home brew and Schlafly! the large st locally onneed brewery in St. Louis! 
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

Buckethead

Quote from: DucatiBastard on December 09, 2008, 08:53:35 PM
what say you of the A-B In-bev shiszbinit ? 

personlnally i have vowed to drink nur=think other than my home brew and Schlafly! the large st locally onneed brewery in St. Louis! 

I'm lucky enough to live in Maine.

I won't argue, the winters are shit.

But they're long enough to perfect some seriously amazing brews.

I can name 6 breweries whose premises are within 30 miles of my front door.

Besides, if I'm going to drink shit beer, it'll be High Life.

Budweiser can lick my sweaty taint.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DucatiBastard

true dat brother!@ ther eare so many greater brewes than the pale, carbonatd flacisd brew sold to us by Miller/Bud/Coors.  (really had to concentratsd hard to get that alast part right1  ! 


Suppurt you r local brewery!!!
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brew to he beer you drink /!!!

i brew there foere i am1!!!!
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

KnightofNi

i'm cleaning out all of the random beers that have built up in my fridge. so far i have had a spaten, 2 leinenkugel's, a pacifico, and i'm working on a yeungling now.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Buckethead

Here's to inconsistency!  [beer]

Working on warm cider and rum right now. Stoopid ice storm.  >:(
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

zarn02

Quote from: Obsessed? on December 12, 2008, 07:23:37 PM
Working on warm cider and rum right now. Stoopid ice storm.  >:(

how very colonial of you.

last night was chinese liquor, beer, and soju for me.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."