The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[teddy037.2]

sake is the weapon of choice for tonight's festivities!

let's see if it does the trick 

[IZ]

sake is the weapon of choice for tonight's festivities!

let's see if it does the trick 

I need some of that!   

I had a liquor store at the bottom of my hill in Seattle.  Going out and buying some sake right now..isn't as convenient.  I'm in TX now.  I have to wait.  I don't think we can buy liquor on Sundays?

[eltristo]

Cheap (but tasty) wine and a grocery store roasted chicken.  Eating has, perhaps, degraded since the wife deployed.

[IZ]

Cheap (but tasty) wine and a grocery store roasted chicken.  Eating has, perhaps, degraded since the wife deployed.

elT..I'm a bit behind the times..but is "deployed" code for she left or she was actually deployed for military?

[eltristo]

elT..I'm a bit behind the times..but is "deployed" code for she left or she was actually deployed for military?

All Navy, all the time.  She is ship-bound somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.  More specifically, somewhere that isn't Hawaii 

[Buckethead]

Balls, dude.

To her safe return and your inebriation until then. 

Unless you have munchkins, in which case, they probably need you sober.

[eltristo]

Balls, dude.

To her safe return and your inebriation until then. 

Unless you have munchkins, in which case, they probably need you sober.

Nope!

[DRKWNG]

Don't worry guys, Alex and I will provide at least three meals a week for Tristo. 

[teddy037.2]

I need some of that!  

sorry, sweetcakes... I'm all out of sake.

Unless you have munchkins, in which case, they probably need you sober.

there's speedbump, but kitties don't count...

Don't worry guys, Alex and I will provide at least three meals a week for Tristo. 

well, shit! if you're handin' out the chow... I'm alone, too 

[eltristo]

woo-hoo!  ben's feeding everyone!  take advantage while you can!

and use more exclamation points!!!

[teddy037.2]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that work for ya?

the sake did make the beast with two backs all. it's time for whisky. and a more depressing movie 

oh, and 3xL wants to do lunch tomorrow, you down? or did she txt you too?

[DRKWNG]

well, shit! if you're handin' out the chow... I'm alone, too 

Well, you were invited over for the Xmas chew-fest, but you had more important things to do...   

oh, and 3xL wants to do lunch tomorrow, you down? or did she txt you too?

Don't forget, you fellas have to come out and ride tomorrow if the weather is good. 

[teddy037.2]

Well, you were invited over for the Xmas chew-fest, but you had more important things to do...   

I know, but that don't count.

[DRKWNG]

Well, it actually counted for 1.5 of Tristo's weekly meals with all the grub we had laid out.

[teddy037.2]

well, maybe next time, I guess. or at least after the holidays, I'm sure I'll be...

might be...

in a better mood once january hits