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DarkMonster620
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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February 02, 2010, 05:28:24 PM »
that's why i drink at home...only have to up a flight of stairs to my bed..or not...
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Carlos
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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February 02, 2010, 07:11:00 PM »
first bruichladdich 12 year old going down the hatch (purely medicinal purposes only)
http://www.bruichladdich.com/moodmalts.htm
Got the flu and it's nearly 90 deg out and f'n humid
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: Darkmonster620 on February 02, 2010, 04:33:21 PM
it's never 2 early...right teddy?
I'd have a beer right now if I could
Quote from: ducpainter on February 02, 2010, 04:44:18 PM
I hate to tell you but the alcohol seems to have affected your reading comprehension....
he was confused. it's ok. all us asians look the same.
only my bike isn't cursed
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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February 03, 2010, 02:20:18 PM »
Whoops.
What can I say? That's what happens when your first drink after 2 weeks on the boat is a bottle of 1554. God, that stuff is delicious.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 03, 2010, 06:11:46 AM
I'd have a beer right now if I could
he was confused. it's ok. all us asians look the same.
only my bike isn't cursed
well do to migrane attacks for 3 days in a row, no alcohl for me, just 30mg of Diazepam every day at 1800h....than in the mornigs some pill cocktail that has me seeing color elefants...some of them say desmo....jejeje
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Quote from: Obsessed? on February 03, 2010, 02:20:18 PM
Whoops.
What can I say? That's what happens when your first drink after 2 weeks on the boat is a bottle of 1554. God, that stuff is delicious.
well have another one for me
and for carlos, too, apparently
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Party at work today, been drinking since 3pm, close to 11 now, and they want me to show up at 8am tomorrow? They should have told me this before giving me free booze 8 hours ago.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: NoisyDante on February 03, 2010, 08:47:46 PM
Party at work today, been drinking since 3pm, close to 11 now, and they want me to show up at 8am tomorrow? They should have told me this before giving me free booze 8 hours ago.
at least you don't start at 6... I've been victim to this dilema for... 9 years now?
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Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 04, 2010, 06:27:07 AM
at least you don't start at 6... I've been victim to this dilema for... 9 years now?
free booze, no problem, need me at the office at 0600h...no problem... just don't complaint that i'm a bit slow or my breath smells like a walrus that eat two tons of raw sardines....
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: Darkmonster620 on February 04, 2010, 01:11:19 PM
free booze, no problem, need me at the office at 0600h...no problem... just don't complaint that i'm a bit slow or my breath smells like a walrus that eat two tons of raw sardines....
and ain't it a pregnant dog when you're so drunk from the night before that when you pull up at the lights you forget to put your feet down.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: brimo on February 04, 2010, 01:55:44 PM
and ain't it a pregnant dog when you're so drunk from the night before that when you pull up at the lights you forget to put your feet down.
well, i go to work by public transportation........but, i do forget if i closed the house's door or where i'm going...
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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February 06, 2010, 10:32:08 AM »
so much snow...i played in dad's truck (4wd) and picked up what i needed for hot apple cider.
now i'm half in the bag after 3 cups of it! WOOOOOOOO
it might be time to go outside and start a fire soon.
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super bowl drunk bump. will try and get pix of randimus posted. beyond belief. he's wearing a baby bonnettttt.....
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Quote from: Stella on February 07, 2010, 07:01:51 PM
super bowl drunk bump. will try and get pix of randimus posted. beyond belief. he's wearing a baby bonnettttt.....
Who Dat?
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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^^ He's got alittle Flav o Flav bling on as well.
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