The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

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DarkMonster620

that's why i drink at home...only have to up a flight of stairs to my bed..or not...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

brimo

first bruichladdich 12 year old going down the hatch (purely medicinal purposes only)
http://www.bruichladdich.com/moodmalts.htm
Got the flu and it's nearly 90 deg out and f'n humid
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

teddy037.2

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on February 02, 2010, 04:33:21 PM
it's never 2 early...right teddy?

[beer] I'd have a beer right now if I could

Quote from: ducpainter on February 02, 2010, 04:44:18 PM
I hate to tell you but the alcohol seems to have affected your reading comprehension.... ;D

he was confused. it's ok. all us asians look the same.


only my bike isn't cursed

Buckethead

Whoops.  [roll]

What can I say? That's what happens when your first drink after 2 weeks on the boat is a bottle of 1554. God, that stuff is delicious.  [drink]
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DarkMonster620

Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 03, 2010, 06:11:46 AM
[beer] I'd have a beer right now if I could

he was confused. it's ok. all us asians look the same.


only my bike isn't cursed

well do to migrane attacks for 3 days in a row, no alcohl for me, just 30mg of Diazepam every day at 1800h....than in the mornigs some pill cocktail that has me seeing color elefants...some of them say desmo....jejeje
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

teddy037.2

Quote from: Obsessed? on February 03, 2010, 02:20:18 PM
Whoops.  [roll]

What can I say? That's what happens when your first drink after 2 weeks on the boat is a bottle of 1554. God, that stuff is delicious.  [drink]

well have another one for me  [beer]

and for carlos, too, apparently  ;D

NoisyDante

Party at work today, been drinking since 3pm, close to 11 now, and they want me to show up at 8am tomorrow?  They should have told me this before giving me free booze 8 hours ago.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

teddy037.2

Quote from: NoisyDante on February 03, 2010, 08:47:46 PM
Party at work today, been drinking since 3pm, close to 11 now, and they want me to show up at 8am tomorrow?  They should have told me this before giving me free booze 8 hours ago.

at least you don't start at 6... I've been victim to this dilema for... 9 years now?  :)

DarkMonster620

Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 04, 2010, 06:27:07 AM
at least you don't start at 6... I've been victim to this dilema for... 9 years now?  :)

free booze, no problem, need me at the office at 0600h...no problem... just don't complaint that i'm a bit slow or my breath smells like a walrus that eat two tons of raw sardines....
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

brimo


Quote from: Darkmonster620 on February 04, 2010, 01:11:19 PM
free booze, no problem, need me at the office at 0600h...no problem... just don't complaint that i'm a bit slow or my breath smells like a walrus that eat two tons of raw sardines....

and ain't it a pregnant dog when you're so drunk from the night before that when you pull up at the lights you forget to put your feet down.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

DarkMonster620

Quote from: brimo on February 04, 2010, 01:55:44 PM
and ain't it a pregnant dog when you're so drunk from the night before that when you pull up at the lights you forget to put your feet down.

well, i go to work by public transportation........but, i do forget if i closed the house's door or where i'm going...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

so much snow...i played in dad's truck (4wd) and picked up what i needed for hot apple cider.

now i'm half in the bag after 3 cups of it! WOOOOOOOO



it might be time to go outside and start a fire soon.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Stella

super bowl drunk bump.  will try and get pix of randimus posted.  beyond belief.  he's wearing a baby bonnettttt.....

[thumbsup] [drink] [beer] [wine]
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Randimus Maximus

Quote from: Stella on February 07, 2010, 07:01:51 PM
super bowl drunk bump.  will try and get pix of randimus posted.  beyond belief.  he's wearing a baby bonnettttt.....

[thumbsup] [drink] [beer] [wine]

Who Dat?


Kopfjager

^^ He's got alittle Flav o Flav bling on as well.  :D
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