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« Reply #1875 on: July 11, 2010, 03:37:36 PM »

Nope, just following your lead.  Wink
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« Reply #1876 on: July 11, 2010, 04:02:20 PM »

Strange...  Your cravings you have more to do with little Thai boys than booze.   Grin

Mixers.
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But seriously, bought some beer.  And champagne.  Just in case.

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« Reply #1877 on: July 11, 2010, 04:05:53 PM »

Stella Artois and Patron tonight.  Wink
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« Reply #1878 on: July 11, 2010, 04:07:01 PM »

No more cigar so no more bourban.  For now.   Evil
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« Reply #1879 on: July 11, 2010, 04:08:18 PM »

Bourban?  Is that like French Bourbon?

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« Reply #1880 on: July 11, 2010, 04:10:36 PM »

No, more like had three REALLY strong beers already bourban. 

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« Reply #1881 on: July 11, 2010, 06:16:24 PM »

Good thing I got that champagne.  Dinner tonight was a luverly sammich of sliced seared filet mignon, and what goes better with a nice sammich than a bottle o' bubbly?
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« Reply #1882 on: July 11, 2010, 06:41:34 PM »

Good thing I got that champagne.  Dinner tonight was a luverly sammich of sliced seared filet mignon, and what goes better with a nice sammich than a bottle o' bubbly?

I hear it's all the rage in the finer restuarants.  Cheesy
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« Reply #1883 on: July 11, 2010, 11:00:10 PM »

"Moderately priced domestic non-vintage champagne? How did you know?" Cheesy
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« Reply #1884 on: July 12, 2010, 04:35:14 AM »

so sat started out wiht a half liter of Schnieder Aventinus. it then moved onot a bottle of the Schneider Aventinus Eisbock.
that was followed by another half liter bottle or 2 of the regular Aventinus.

then I couldn't taste anymore so i moved onto a can of miller lite.

once inside the stadium we went for 22oz cups of corona. i have no idea how many i consumed, but it was enough to get me drunkled to the point of wanting a smoke.

i wound up having to go to a bar after the game so i could sober up.
i made kath drive and on the way there i crawled intot he back seat of my car, with the top down and then stood up on the seat and told kath to hit the gas. on I95. starting at 60mph.

in a kilt.


sorry to everyone that we passed who saw my ass.  Grin
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« Reply #1885 on: July 12, 2010, 07:21:57 PM »

so sat started out wiht a half liter of Schnieder Aventinus. it then moved onot a bottle of the Schneider Aventinus Eisbock.
that was followed by another half liter bottle or 2 of the regular Aventinus.

then I couldn't taste anymore so i moved onto a can of miller lite.

once inside the stadium we went for 22oz cups of corona. i have no idea how many i consumed, but it was enough to get me drunkled to the point of wanting a smoke.

i wound up having to go to a bar after the game so i could sober up.
i made kath drive and on the way there i crawled intot he back seat of my car, with the top down and then stood up on the seat and told kath to hit the gas. on I95. starting at 60mph.

in a kilt.


sorry to everyone that we passed who saw my ass.  Grin

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Well done, Sir! 

I've done some pretty crazy/stupid shit on I-95 back in the day. Difference was, I was sober.  Wink

Where on I-95 were you?
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« Reply #1886 on: July 13, 2010, 10:02:17 PM »

I just found another beer in the bottom of the fridge. Yeah.  Cheesy
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« Reply #1887 on: July 13, 2010, 10:12:09 PM »

I just found a bunch of free tequila at the local dispensary.  Woooo!

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« Reply #1888 on: July 13, 2010, 10:14:45 PM »

I just found a bunch of free tequila at the local dispensary.  Woooo!



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« Reply #1889 on: July 14, 2010, 06:24:39 AM »

applause applause applause

Well done, Sir! 

I've done some pretty crazy/stupid shit on I-95 back in the day. Difference was, I was sober.  Wink

Where on I-95 were you?


we were going north past the airport.  laughingdp
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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