The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

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DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

the_Journeyman

Whiskey & butterschotch liquer. 

Good night.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

CMDRDAVE

On my way, it's a cheap beer kinda night  [drink]
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zarn02

I should have followed my instincts and bought some booze, 'cause I wish I could be drunk.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Kopfjager

Working on some Leinenkugle Sunset Wheat, along with some Makers.  8)
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

zarn02

It's Friday night. Why is the drunk thread not in a more prominent place?

What, do you make the beast with two backsers all suddenly have lives?

As for me, I'm drinking pisswater beer (Coors original, to be exact) in an effort to keep the sobriety at bay.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Kopfjager

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

DRKWNG

So...  Heavy pour of Woodford (to go with the cigar) didn't do the trick.  Looks like it's time to hit the Dogfish Head...

zarn02

Memo concerning our new policy regarding drinking a twelve-pack on a Monday night:

You are no longer 18. Hell, you are no longer 21. This behavior makes the next day unpleasant. :P
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

KnightofNi

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on July 14, 2010, 03:32:26 PM
MIA, FL?

PHL, PA

Quote from: zarn02 on July 20, 2010, 10:22:20 AM
Memo concerning our new policy regarding drinking a twelve-pack on a Monday night:

You are no longer 18. Hell, you are no longer 21. This behavior makes the next day unpleasant. :P

stop being a sissy. it's jsut that you are out of shape. you need to drink more to be in shape and able to handle it.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

Quote from: KnightofNi on July 20, 2010, 10:54:54 AM
stop being a sissy. it's jsut that you are out of shape. you need to drink more to be in shape and able to handle it.

Ok, so, a liter of rum a night on weekends is good training or do the red wine bottle on pasta night, also counts as training?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

zarn02

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on July 20, 2010, 04:15:14 PM
Ok, so, a liter of rum a night on weekends is good training or do the red wine bottle on pasta night, also counts as training?

Yes and yes, respectively.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

DarkMonster620

Quote from: zarn02 on July 20, 2010, 04:44:29 PM
Yes and yes, respectively.

Anything else I should consider for the other days of the week?... Pilsner @4.7% or keep the Heffe Weizen, Dunkel und Klaer, the remaing days of the week? Or should just mix Saturdays with some JD and Sangria while keeping the BBQ on?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Kopfjager

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

zarn02

A boring, dreary night... filling it with LPs and beer.

Fat Tire backed up by generic pisswater.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."