The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[zzilla]

Blue Moon + House white wine = medrunkles.

Cookedd the garlic teriyaki shrimp fried rice again. good times.

tomorrow = broiled bacon wrapped pork chops with asparagus and mashed potatoes made from scratsh

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........pork.........

[DucatiBastard]

Ladies and Gents may i present "The Redundant"

    JW Red, Frangelico, Kahlua, Baileys, and ice.

The local Scottish bar wanted to create their own take on the "Alcoholics White Russian" which consists of Vodka, Kahlua, and Baileys instead of cream.  They added Johnnie Walker for a nice bite, Frangelico for a sweetness...

They originally called it the "Drunken White Scotsman" but thought that was a bit "Redundant"...

I'm still practicing with the measures, but getting there, practice makes perfect!


Also-You're welcome

[zarn02]

Well, practice makes perfect. Just keep making them until they taste perfect.

Or, you know, until you're no longer able to discern subtle differences.

[zarn02]

Horrible Beer Review - 'Stack'



Poured into a quart mug from a 24oz can.

Nothing good comes in twenty-four ounce cans, especially when the brewers have chosen to display their alcohol content (12%abv, in this case) prominantly. And definately if all this can be your for under two dollars. Jesus God, what have I gotten myself into?
 
The writing on the can claims that Stack is "brewed with the finest extra malted barley and select hops for a bold smooth flavor." I'm not even sure what the make the beast with two backs "extra malted" means, and while I fully expect the flavor to be "bold" I have serious doubts that it will be "smooth."
 
Appearence: It's orange. Somewhere between "wheat beer" orange and "oh, liver!" orange. It's also a bit cloudy. The head rapidly settles into a thin white lace that loiters around lazily. I think I heard it ask me for spare change.



Smell: Sweet. Malt. Candied fruit soaked in rubbing alcohol. Were I to spill it on a painted surface, I would expect it to ruin the finish.
 
Taste: A rotten sweetness, followed immediately by an alcohol-soaked sourness. Imagine drinking the trash juice that collects in the bottom of back-alley dumpsters.

Mouthfeel: Thick, with relatively low carbonation. It coats the inside of your mouth like a syrup.
 
Drinkablility: I don't think it will actually poison me. However, there will be no more sipping. Finishing this will be accomplished through gulping, with the aid of a nearby chaser.
 
Overall: This should be left to the truly desparate and derelict. High schoolers with only a couple bucks between them can probably both get drunk off a can. If you live in your car, or between two slabs of cardboard, this is also an acceptable path to a hearty buzz. Everyone else should steer well clear of this. Steel Reserve may only be 8% instead of a massive 12%, but it also doesn't taste like it should have a hazard diamond on the side.

Drinking accompanied by Cursive's 'Such Blinding Stars for Starving Eyes.' An angry album for a very angry beer.

[KnightofNi]

Deeerunk on a weds with 2 of my favorite ginger kids. And we will prob be sharing a bed too.

No, nothing good will happen. Lol

[zarn02]

Horrible Beer Review - 'Tilt' (Green)



Tilt comes in a 24 ounce can with absolutely no information as to which flavor the color indicates. It does however tell me that it contains "natural flavor and certified colors." I'm somewhat leery that there are apparently more colors involved than flavors.

Tilt is produced by our friends at Anheuser-Busch, who also choose to note that they're allegedly "one of the world's largest recyclers." The ambiguous phrasing of this statement leaves us free to speculate as to whether they mean they actually recycle a lot of things, or they're just a massive corporation that happens to recycle. Regardless, thanks for making me feel responsible. Sort of. As responsible as you can be when you're drinking 12% alcohol sugar slurry, anyways.

Appearence: It's make the beast with two backsing green. There's some minimal foam immediately after pouring, but it disappears quickly, like underage drinkers at a busted house party. I suspect this is more than an idle mental connection.



Smell: Raw alcohol with a hint of lime, like making jello shots with everclear. It smells unsavory, and possibly poisonous.

Taste: I can't say with certaintly what the flavor is supposed to be. Lime is predominant. Maybe other citrus fruits as well. It's extremely sweet, and all the sugar does a passable job covering up the alcohol, though it's presence is still evident. I was hoping the green was for "sour apple," but it seems to be for "date rape."

Mouthfeel: Thick and cloying, with a hint of carbonation to tickle the end of your tongue. After each sip you're left with Tilt clinging to every surface. My mouth feels violated.

Drinkability: It's too thick, too sweet, and too boozey. It's also a dollar fifty a can.

Overall: And I looked, and behold a green horse: and his name that sat on him was Tilt, and a hangover followed with him. And power was given unto them over the derelict and the underaged, to kill with cirrhosis, and with diabetes, and with stupid stunts gone awry.

[Buckethead]

Tilt comes in a 24 ounce can with absolutely no information as to which flavor the color indicates.

Green.

It tastes like green.

Like NyQuil.

[zarn02]

"We love you, you giant make the beast with two backsing Q!"

[KnightofNi]

i'\m baaaaack......


going out to dinner turned into talking to the bar owner about beer and then drinking specialty brews wigh him



WOO HOO!

[teddy037.3]

"are you drunk?"

"no, I have a cold!"

[KnightofNi]

"are you drunk?"

"no, I have a cold!"

where have you been teddy?

[Monsterlover]

Horrible Beer Review - 'Tilt' (Green)



Tilt comes in a 24 ounce can with absolutely no information as to which flavor the color indicates. It does however tell me that it contains "natural flavor and certified colors." I'm somewhat leery that there are apparently more colors involved than flavors.

Tilt is produced by our friends at Anheuser-Busch, who also choose to note that they're allegedly "one of the world's largest recyclers." The ambiguous phrasing of this statement leaves us free to speculate as to whether they mean they actually recycle a lot of things, or they're just a massive corporation that happens to recycle. Regardless, thanks for making me feel responsible. Sort of. As responsible as you can be when you're drinking 12% alcohol sugar slurry, anyways.

Appearence: It's make the beast with two backsing green. There's some minimal foam immediately after pouring, but it disappears quickly, like underage drinkers at a busted house party. I suspect this is more than an idle mental connection.



Smell: Raw alcohol with a hint of lime, like making jello shots with everclear. It smells unsavory, and possibly poisonous.

Taste: I can't say with certaintly what the flavor is supposed to be. Lime is predominant. Maybe other citrus fruits as well. It's extremely sweet, and all the sugar does a passable job covering up the alcohol, though it's presence is still evident. I was hoping the green was for "sour apple," but it seems to be for "date rape."

Mouthfeel: Thick and cloying, with a hint of carbonation to tickle the end of your tongue. After each sip you're left with Tilt clinging to every surface. My mouth feels violated.

Drinkability: It's too thick, too sweet, and too boozey. It's also a dollar fifty a can.

Overall: And I looked, and behold a green horse: and his name that sat on him was Tilt, and a hangover followed with him. And power was given unto them over the derelict and the underaged, to kill with cirrhosis, and with diabetes, and with stupid stunts gone awry.

You're starting to remind me of "steve don't eat it!"

Start a website called "Zarn, don't drink it!"

Drink strange things then report your findings

[Monsterlover]

Probably should make an appearance here

I has my bucket

Hammered.

[KnightofNi]

Probably should make an appearance here

I has my bucket

Hammered.

haha

[Monsterlover]

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