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« Reply #270 on: July 01, 2008, 03:22:17 PM »

hi everybody...

22oz beers - dinner = drunkled knight

now i just have to find a way to brew tastier beer (and put enough proming sugar in to carbonate it properly  bang head)
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #271 on: July 01, 2008, 03:29:26 PM »

hey at least you're badass enough to brew your own!  props!   waytogo  chug
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« Reply #272 on: July 01, 2008, 03:43:27 PM »

hey at least you're badass enough to brew your own!  props!   waytogo  chug

my ass is decent. so it's not bad in the good way

i also wash it regularly and try not to fart too often in mixed company so it's not bad in that way.


and the beer doesn't give me the shits so its not bad because of the beer.


wait....what?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #273 on: July 01, 2008, 03:44:48 PM »

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« Reply #274 on: July 01, 2008, 04:07:27 PM »

Happy Canada Day, Duc Monkeys!  Celebrate with a Molson XXX, or Canadian if necessary.  Report results as necessary.   waytogo
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« Reply #275 on: July 01, 2008, 04:20:58 PM »

my ass is decent. so it's not bad in the good way

i also wash it regularly and try not to fart too often in mixed company so it's not bad in that way.


and the beer doesn't give me the shits so its not bad because of the beer.


wait....what?

<reads post>


blink.


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damn you!!


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« Reply #276 on: July 01, 2008, 04:43:03 PM »

why are you angry at me?
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #277 on: July 01, 2008, 05:29:52 PM »

holy shit...

. . .

i went out with my canadian coworkers for canada day.

i don't really remember coming back to my motel room. (Tongue/[thumbsup])

i hope i managed to not make an ass of myself, eh?
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« Reply #278 on: July 01, 2008, 05:55:18 PM »

why are you angry at me?

it makes the sex tolerable
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« Reply #279 on: July 01, 2008, 05:56:25 PM »


i hope i managed to not make an ass of myself, eh?

how does one make an ass of himself in canaduh?

yeah, thought so. 

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« Reply #280 on: July 01, 2008, 08:35:32 PM »

Widmer hefeweizen is good shit....  Hopefuly I will be better tzmorrow.
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« Reply #281 on: July 01, 2008, 09:26:41 PM »

hmmm I guess drinkiung 6 bittles of wine with my dadm ight not have been such a good idea. I'm so plastererd that i'm sure ill regret PWD tomorrow,,,
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« Reply #282 on: July 02, 2008, 12:13:19 AM »

CDN beers aplenty!

it was only moosehead, though... nobody seems to be bringin' in the good good stuff, but whatever. it gets the job done.


just hope I can sleep tonight.  Undecided
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« Reply #283 on: July 02, 2008, 04:41:17 PM »

and the drinking continues...i decided to make a treat for the 4th of july party that i prob won't actually go to.

pineapple soaked in coconut rum

i had more rum than i needed, and i just happened to buy pineapple juice to go with it.

i'm geographically single for the next 5 days so i can do whatever i want. tonight it's fruity drinks...now if only i had some of those little umbrellas.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #284 on: July 02, 2008, 10:02:25 PM »

eegah!

happy hour is evil.  Undecided

I need to eat something, but I am home and have nothing... lame...
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