HA! Screw looking for a job...

[ZLTFUL]

...according to the FBI, I am a winner of foreign lottery moneys! This shit sounds legit!

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC

 Attention,

 Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Anderson, Wallace Fred, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Smith Williams, Daniel Wilson, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Philip Morgan, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some imposters claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

 The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (ICCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these imposters. As a result of this we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us.  We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling Two million and three hundred thousand us dollars will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of Three thousand us dollars a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).

We have advised that this should be the only way a which you are to receive your payment because it?? more guaranteed, since over Fifteen billion us dollars was lost on fake cheque last year 2009.  We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your Two million and three hundred thousand us dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as its our duty to protect citizens of the United States of America. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens as he has always believed Our Time for Change has come because Change can happen).

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from FedEx website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully. Name : Donny Peterson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456747216Name : Angela L.Johnson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456750392  To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you 360us dollars only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is 360us dollars only.  

Contact InformationName:

Edwin ClarkEmail: edwinclark1111@yahoo.cn

Do contact Edwin Clark of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:  
Your full Name:
Your Address:
Home/Cell Phone:
Occupation:
Age:  

On contacting him with your details your files would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of 360us dollars via Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order. After which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee or any authority raising eyebrow.  Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours.

Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive your ATM CARD Shippment Confirmation within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.  Once again we are so sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to cub cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors.  

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

ROBERT S. MUELLER,

DIRECTOR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
TELEPHONE: 206-666-5283
FAX: 206-666-5283

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Edwin Clark of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office via the above fax number so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.





Holy shit...I am SO going to the Bahamas!

[WarrenJ]

Congraduations on the nice windfall!   Am I on that list too??

[Slide Panda]

It's from the FBI... Gotta be real . Enjoy retirement 

[Jaman]

Who in the hell actually sent in $$??!!  these guys got $3.2M?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2012374142_blaine_man_faces_federal_charg.html

Blaine man faces federal charges in alleged inheritance scam

Posted by John de Leon


-- From Times staff reporter Mike Carter:

A Blaine man who claimed he stood to inherit $30 million in Nigerian oil money has been indicted for allegedly stealing $3.2 million from investors who were promised big returns if they helped him pay taxes on the money.

Federal prosecutors in Seattle say there was no inheritance, and that Scott Alan Stuart, 50, was merely using a well-worn Internet scam that few, if any, people ever fall for.

But Stuart, prosecutor says, was able convince a number of investors that the money was waiting for him in a Canadian bank, where it was left by his father, who had gotten rich building an oil pipeline in Nigeria. All he had to do was pay the taxes, he explained, and the money would be released to him so he could pay them a premium for their help.

According to an indictment issued by a Seattle grand jury earlier this week and unsealed Friday, the "loans" ranged from $500 to $450,000, and several investors gave him $100,000 or more. Others were encouraged to recruit friends to invest, the indictment says.

The indictment also charges one of Stuart's acquaintances, Wayne Charles Sewell, who received some of the money through wire transfers.

Stuart is charged with wire fraud, conspiracy and tax evasion and faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted. Sewell, charged with conspiracy, faces up to five years.

[cyrus buelton]

^^^^^

Now why doesn't that guy have a fan page on Facebook with 80,000 fans??

That guy must be one hell of a salesman.


That is brilliant.

[KnightofNi]

wow..who would have thought that the FBI counter-terrorism unit and the cyber crime division were the same thing!

and furthermore they have a "fraud monitory" unit!

[muskrat]

yeah, salesman of the year I'd say.  Anyway, isn't $3+ million enough to disappear on? IDIOT.

[eltristo]

The FBI always follows British English spelling conventions.  It's in the charter.   

[lethe]

The FBI always follows British English spelling conventions.  It's in the charter.   

Plus they have a habit of writing long winded run on sentences that drive you absolutely up a wall as you marvel that they can manage to turn one sentence into an entire paragraph and it looks as though the FBI must truly be made up of evil infidels with that 666 phone number and all.

[eltristo]

And, let's not forget the all-important internet based Chinese email address.  Globalization and all...

[cyrus buelton]

yeah, salesman of the year I'd say.  Anyway, isn't $3+ million enough to disappear on? IDIOT.

Nah, no way.

I've figured based off my job and my access to lots and lots of money, it would take at least 200$mil to make that happen and it would have to go done very swiftly and smoothly. Brazil is your best bet. Just get ready to pay off the local authorities and court system for a while so you won't get extradited.

note: no interest in doing this one bit and never would. Not my cup of tea. I am too much of an honesty guy and most importantly, a huge pussy.

[ducpainter]

Nah, no way.

I've figured based off my job and my access to lots and lots of money, it would take at least 200$mil to make that happen and it would have to go done very swiftly and smoothly. Brazil is your best bet. Just get ready to pay off the local authorities and court system for a while so you won't get extradited.

note: no interest in doing this one bit and never would. Not my cup of tea. I am too much of an honesty guy and most importantly, a huge pussy.

I don't know about the honesty part.

edit for decorum...

A huge pussy?

No disagreement here.