You Park Like An Asshole

[IZ]

Oh, new website idea!  www.ibailedoutondimbyadayearlybecausemyvaginagotsore.com

It will probably only get one hit though.

sac

[DW]

I am usually driving a rental car, so when someone double parks a nice car at the hotel I just squeeze right on in.  Go ahead and ding the door of my Chevy Cobalt with your AMG Mercedes! It is OK!  I did this to one car so many times they finally started parking normal.  I had a different car every week, but they had their own car at the hotel for months.  There was no way they knew it was just one person.

[zooom]

seems like these folks need to visit www.iamkingofallisurveysomake the beast with two backsallyouinferiorpregnant dogesandkissmyasswhenimparkinginmykingdomhowiplease.com

[The Bacon Junkie]

Blocked on my server due to "tasteless content" 

Ah... So they've heard of me, eh? 

[swampduc]

I wouldn't recommend messing with anyone's car to put a "citation" on it  . At least, not in Texas 
you could probably get away with it in Cali, though. Bunch of peace-loving hippy pansies 

[rgramjet]

In TX, you leave a "note" on someones Vee-Hickle,  you'll find your car flattened with big knobby treadmarks on the hood, roof and trunk and mysterious tobacco flavored goo to the left of it.  They dont mess around.

People seem to be polite there.

[swampduc]

In TX, you leave a "note" on someones Vee-Hickle,  you'll find your car flattened with big knobby treadmarks on the hood, roof and trunk and mysterious tobacco flavored goo to the left of it.  They dont mess around.

People seem to be polite there.

[zooom]

In TX, you leave a "note" on someones Vee-Hickle,  you'll find your car flattened with big knobby treadmarks on the hood, roof and trunk and mysterious tobacco flavored goo to the left of it.  They dont mess around.

People seem to be polite there.

I guess it depends on what is on the note too though as well...

[Bigbore4]

Way back when I had some cards that read "If you make the beast with two backs like you park you'll never get in"

Those were fun.

[Blackout]

[SacDuc]

 You're in my spot!

[DoubleEagle]

I knew someone who had bumper stickers that he put on his buddies cars that said " Gay and Proud of it "

Dolph   

[Betty Rage]

I usually don't get mad when people are parked too close to the line, because I know I've been in situations where I had to park close to the line because the person next to me was crowding me. I'd feel a little indignant if I got a note like that when it wasn't really my fault to begin with.

other than that, I think I need to print a few of those out! 

[RAT900]

We have a whole different class of entitlement asshole here in NY metro....The Blue Space scammers

they wheedle a handicap status hang tag (not plates) for their Porsche/Maserati/Aston/Jag by getting a doctor's note for little Mikey's "asthma" condition

voila!!! instant guaranteed spacious and convenient parking

you see them hopping out of their rides and jogging to the store door in their tennis whites

[rgramjet]

We have a whole different class of entitlement asshole here in NY metro....The Blue Space scammers

they wheedle a handicap status hang tag (not plates) for their Porsche/Maserati/Aston/Jag by getting a doctor's note for little Mikey's "asthma" condition

voila!!! instant guaranteed spacious and convenient parking

you see them hopping out of their rides and jogging to the store door in their tennis whites

Shouldn't judge a crook by its cover.......they could have a very legitimate Stuh-stuh-stutter!