You Park Like An Asshole

[RAT900]

Shouldn't judge a crook by its cover.......they could have a very legitimate Stuh-stuh-stutter!

you're absolutely right...or they really meant to bring wobbly Great-aunt Flo who "lives with them" with to the store...but forgot her at the managed care facility

[rgramjet]

I at least have the courtesy to drag a leg when I hurriedly park in a handicapped space.  Thats only when I forget my feeler cane for the blind.

[RAT900]

I at least have the courtesy to drag a leg when I hurriedly park in a handicapped space.  Thats only when I forget my feeler cane for the blind.

you just need a small canister of nitrous...paint it like an O2 can take it with you.... more convincing and you'll be the happiest handi' in the hood

[rgramjet]

And a cannister of Methane just to ward off any Do-gooders trying to interfere with me get'n a sammich 50 yds closer!

[DucHead]

I wouldn't recommend messing with anyone's car to put a "citation" on it  . At least, not in Texas 
you could probably get away with it in Cali, though. Bunch of peace-loving hippy pansies 

That would be pointless since Texans can't read.   

[swampduc]

That would be pointless since Texans can't read.   

We can count... Yet another art that Californians clearly haven't mastered 

[factorPlayer]

My father just used to leave a note that said.

"You park like a bear shits...all over the place. "

Ha!  my dad actually used to have little business-card sized ones he must have ordered or bought somewhere that said "Next time leave a can opener so I can get my make the beast with two backsing car out" and a middle finger printed on it. 

[Rameses]

Ha!  my dad actually used to have little business-card sized ones he must have ordered or bought somewhere that said "Next time leave a can opener so I can get my make the beast with two backsing car out" and a middle finger printed on it.  

I once saw the exact same thing on a sticker on the trunklid of a car in a parking lot.

Only I think it was Mickey Mouse giving the finger.

[Monster Dave]

Fail.


And another:




REALLY fail.

[Pip]

Ah... So they've heard of me, eh? 

You can't be tasteless. You have bacon in your name... duh! 

[The Bacon Junkie]

Oh, yeah... forgot I changed it back from something else...   

Instead of BJ, they'll prolly shorten it to JoB...   

[GAAN]

Oh, yeah... forgot I changed it back from something else...  

Instead of BJ, they'll prolly shorten it to JoB...  

you do glow rather biblically

[The Bacon Junkie]

you do glow rather biblically

I actually laughed for real...   

Nice one... 

Did JBub take that of me?

I think Jaman said he had taken one of me passed out in the driveway, but I don't know. 

[pennyrobber]

What's a Camery?

It's a car that asshats that can't spell drive. I can't stand those guys.

[Stinky Wizzleteats]