Sonofa......

[zooom]

next time...grab several wrenches and you can chuck em like the training bit in Dodgeball.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

[Popeye the Sailor]

Good thing, because the socket wrench is no match for, a make the beast with two backsing Gun. 

I'm not sure the use of the hypothetical. Yes, hand tools, no use vs. a gun. Also no use vs cavalry swords, landmines, and various other shit, none of which was in my house. We could rock-paper-scissor the world if you'd like, or we could take the humorous thread as humorous.


If I had thought anyone was really in the house, I would've just left.

[somegirl]

He's just suffering from sleep-deprivation related hallucinations.

The dogs would have let us know if there were actually someone in the house.

[GAAN]

but

what if it was ninjas?

[Betty Rage]

Or worse, what if it was manbearpig??!!

[Stella]

there is something called 911..
some people invented it for emergencies

When seconds count, the authorities are just minutes away! 





Funny story!   

[ducatiz]

there is something called 911..
some people invented it for emergencies

yes you would have looked foolish in this case,
but would have been alive in another.

it's true!  if the emergency is that you need your dead body marked off with chalk and photographed!

[MendoDave]

When seconds count, the authorities are just minutes away! 






Funny story!   

Yea, I'm sure like at least 20 minutes away.

[Kopfjager]

I'm not sure the use of the hypothetical. Yes, hand tools, no use vs. a gun. Also no use vs cavalry swords, landmines, and various other shit, none of which was in my house. We could rock-paper-scissor the world if you'd like, or we could take the humorous thread as humorous.


If I had thought anyone was really in the house, I would've just left.

What, no one can make the beast with two backs with you. 

[Speedbag]

but

what if it was ninjas?

Or worse, what if it was manbearpig??!!

Zombies?

[rgramjet]

Shhhhh, he's a rocket scientist, leave him alone...

Anyways he's too busy looking at your shoes and calculate'n. 

:-)

[cyrus buelton]

If you were Luke Skywalker, that socket wrench might be able to deflect some bullets.

Other than that.......notta.



Also.......I am not sure I understand the dog portion.


What would be the difference if the monitor was in the kitchen or a real person?

The both would sound the same to the animal.

However, this is no gun thread and won't make it that.



My brother always talks about his baby monitor (they have a wireless video one) and you have to be careful because everyone else in the neighborhood has one too (not in your case if remember.....you guys live in the sticks), so you usually pick up others signals.

[herm]

what about the moat?

[Popeye the Sailor]

If you were Luke Skywalker, that socket wrench might be able to deflect some bullets.

Other than that.......notta.



Also.......I am not sure I understand the dog portion.


What would be the difference if the monitor was in the kitchen or a real person?

The both would sound the same to the animal.

However, this is no gun thread and won't make it that.



My brother always talks about his baby monitor (they have a wireless video one) and you have to be careful because everyone else in the neighborhood has one too (not in your case if remember.....you guys live in the sticks), so you usually pick up others signals.

Because the dogs would notice a new sound, not one that had been going on all day that I only just noticed.

And I assure you, the socket wrench can deflect bullets......assuming I'm not holding it :-P

[DoubleEagle]

I've found that having a 12 Gauge Pump  w, 00 Buck., a .357 Mag. and a Walther PPK/S at arms lenth 24/7 gives one piece of mind out in the country.

Dolph