Things I learned at DIMBY.

Started by Pip, July 26, 2010, 05:14:05 PM

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Monsterlover

I wanted to take two Danishes, put bacon in the middle and call it a sandwich

but never got to doing it.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Pip

"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."




Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: The Architect on July 29, 2010, 02:45:35 AM
I missed the danishes, too busy eating bacon. 



[clap] [clap] [clap]

Good Man!  No puffy-sugar-filled confection for you, it's all about the protein-filled bacony goodness!   [thumbsup]


Quote from: Monsterlover on July 29, 2010, 02:56:53 AM
I wanted to take two Danishes, put bacon in the middle and call it a sandwich

but never got to doing it.

Bah... To think that you would go and ruin perfectly good bacon like that...  [roll]

Good thing you didn't.... I would have been disappointed.   :P
;D

Now, chocolate covered bacon on the other hand...   [drool]

There's a breakfast for ya!   ;)   :D




[bacon]
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Monsterlover

I don't think you quite understand the caliber of these Danishes.

They were so good

I'd push a homeless man into traffic for another one.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Architect

Quote from: Monsterlover on July 29, 2010, 05:09:07 PM
I don't think you quite understand the caliber of these Danishes.

They were so good

I'd push a homeless man into traffic for another one.

I can't believe I didn't try the danishes!   >:( 

ducpainter

Quote from: The Architect on July 29, 2010, 05:24:16 PM
I can't believe I didn't try the danishes!   >:( 
We'll be eating them on the way to Michigan. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



The Architect


Monsterlover

Stop in Erie and drop some off for me.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Stella

Quote from: ducpainter on July 29, 2010, 05:32:38 PM
We'll be eating them on the way to Michigan. ;)

oh Oh OH!!!  I forgot you're going to Michigan!  When are you there? 

I'm leaving tomorrow for 10 days.   Maybe I can like borrow like my dad's car and totally drive up to Grattan to like see you guys!
(Are T & Z going?)

;D
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

Quote from: Stella on July 29, 2010, 06:22:06 PM
oh Oh OH!!!  I forgot you're going to Michigan!  When are you there? 

I'm leaving tomorrow for 10 days.   Maybe I can like borrow like my dad's car and totally drive up to Grattan to like see you guys!
(Are T & Z going?)

;D
T and Z get bored at the track. They're staying home.

The event is the 2nd thru the 4th.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



KnightofNi

junkie, you have no basis for comparison with these danishes.

they taste like happy filled with awesome and coated with YUM

bacon would just be ethereal
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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