PISSING MATCH THREAD!!

Started by SacDuc, July 27, 2010, 01:19:11 PM

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badgalbetty

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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Grampa

sure I can.

I've gone 46 years w/o see'n them.... I can do another 46 easy smeasy.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

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badgalbetty

#20
well I wonder why ?
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

muskrat

Can we thin the gene pool? 

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Quote from: badgalbetty on July 27, 2010, 06:17:04 PM
Not mine and you never will. [cheeky]

No use sticking around this thread....


I'm out!













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Quote from: ducpainter on July 27, 2010, 05:22:56 PM
This might be the dumbest make the beast with two backsing thread ever.

Not sure about that. I think you would need to search all of his threads for a definitive answer.  ;)
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Goat_Herder

You can merge this thread with this one.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35957.0

Unless you want to keep this one strictly for pissing.  In that case...

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RAT900

How will a match be judged as win-lose or draw?

From my perspective there are 3 or more potential components involved adjudicating a proper pissing match...

the first being "duration"...self-explanatory

the second being "distance"....how far-reaching can the contestant go in drawing supporting data for their contention

and the third would be "force or pressure"...can one contestant cut a hole through his opponent with diamond cutting precision of argument

a forth possible criteria could be "quality"...is the contestant's argument crystal clear and pure in its stream of logic or is it a sickly yellow dribble of half-truths, rumor and supposition

finally should a winner be determined by one judge or a panel.

In the event of a panel there could very well be secondary pissing contests among judges that could lead to yet another tier of judges to judge the judges

or in the case of a biased judgement contestants could appeal

sweet mother of mary...I think I am getting uncomfortably close to describing the legal system
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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

RAT900

#29
Rules of Engagement

Ad Hominem Attacks: Almost invariably as one contestant's position is visibly eroding they may resort to personal attack. Under such duress the contestant may shift their aim from the dispute at-hand, directly to the opponent.... spraying them personally.

While this is a cheap ploy of last resort,, it does have its place in the Pissing Contest

However!.....If there is anything more insulting than to be insulted,,,,it is to be insulted artlessly or crudely.

Points will be deducted for "make the beast with two backs-off"...however "Fornicate Elsewhere"  may pass scrutiny and evaluation

"Go make the beast with two backs yourself" is an automatic forfeit....however "Do consider inserting your penis into your sphincter, if it can even reach that far" may pass muster

and the ever shopworn battle cry of the frustrated.."make the beast with two backs you" is better delivered as " I deem you worthy of base copulation" or alternatively "fornication upon you" (which in some venues outside of prison should be received as a blessing of sorts)

"You make the beast with two backsing Jerk-off" can be better expressed as " I regard you to be a copulating Onanist"

"Eat shit and die you bastard" can be handsomely upgraded as " Practice coprophagia and expire you person of uncertain parentage"

This is an insult to the Pez community