PISSING MATCH THREAD!!

[SacDuc]

So there are some members of this board who like to get into pissing matches. Not me of course, but some other people. Which is cool. A good internet pissing match is a good way to kill time.

But there are other benefits as well. Every so often a fact or piece of wisdom comes flying out of the dust. Pissing matches let those not participating know just how much rope they have to hand someone before they tie their own noose. And its good bonding. Bob Dylan wrote, "people who suffer together have stronger connections than those who are most content." So suffering through some good pissing matches is good for board cohesion.

The down side is that the pissing match participants are usually only

So that's what this thread is for!!

You, user of the DMF, can now refer anyone who gets into a pissing match to this very thread! And then you can NOT read it! Because you don't give a make the beast with two backs and neither does anyone else. But the thread pissers need a receptacle for their mental urine. This thread, ladies and gentleman, is that receptacle.

This is the ODMUT. Official Ducati Monster Urinal Thread. Thread pissing only.

sac

[lethe]

and if I threadjack it and turn it into a puppy discussion, what will you do?
I are King Pissy and can piss cross-country at you.
and Mother too, just because

[cyrus buelton]

Lethe,

If you post a picture of that god awful tattoo on your left arm, I guarantee nobody will step foot in this thread.

[lethe]

Lethe,

If you post a picture of that god awful tattoo on your left arm, I guarantee nobody will step foot in this thread.

and what do you know of such things.
Enlighten us with your tattoo expertise.

[El Matador]

and what do you know of such things.
Enlighten us with your tattoo expertise.

Cyrus once went to a headshop in Mexico where there was a guy with a needle and a bottle of ink. He is hence considered america's foremost authority on tattoos. 

Nah, in all seriousness, I never meant for the other thread to develop into a pissing match, and I actually enjoy Cyrus' posting; it is a great source of comedic relief.

[Randimus Maximus]

"Piss on you, Wyatt" - DH

[Grampa]

[Speedbag]

I know - let's talk about guns!!!! 

[The Bacon Junkie]

...so I order two piece-a toast. I onna getta one-a piece-a.

I says to da waiter, " I wanna two piece!"

He says, "use-a da bathroom."

I says to him, " I wanna two piece-a da toast!"

He says, " You better NOT piss on da toast, you sonofa beach-a!"



(partial joke stolen from SacDuc... you can thank him!)   

[Grampa]

I know - let's talk about guns!!!! 

make the beast with two backs yeah..... and chainsaws.




dude... you got chainsaw in my machine gun.
dude... you got machine gun in my chainsaw.

[ducatiz]

I win!

[Grampa]

I see nipples

[ducpainter]

This might be the dumbest make the beast with two backsing thread ever.

[ducatiz]

I see nipples

monkeeeyyyyy nippless!

[ducatiz]

This might be the dumbest make the beast with two backsing thread ever.

congrats you old fart!