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« on: July 31, 2010, 10:21:31 AM »

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1848045374.html

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#1: No you do not have 5k in upgrades. Actually, you don't have 2.5k worth.
#2: I have an 08 1098S that isn't a "stall" bike & missed all three recalls & I'd take 15 for it (And that's too much).
#3: " If your looking for something different that stands out from the rest, this is it."  No it doesn't.
#4: Forged rim stickers on cast wheels...really?
#5: Spell check is your friend.

OH, #6: What the hell does "Smoothed" mean?

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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2010, 10:49:32 AM »

hhahahahahaah!!!! i saw tht the other day i thought the same thing...muhahahaha
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2010, 12:25:09 PM »

It's probably the "custom built and tuned rear mufflers" that are driving up the cost.  Roll Eyes

I wonder what he did to the "front" mufflers.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2010, 12:44:24 PM »

It's probably the "custom built and tuned rear mufflers" that are driving up the cost.  Roll Eyes

I wonder what he did to the "front" mufflers.  Grin

No it is those "upgraded" rim stickers! Those are VERY rare!:)
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2010, 12:59:22 PM »

Wonder if he has to return the "Rental" grips if he sells it.  Most rental places don't like it when their stuff doesn't come back!

Rental....Renthal....what's the difference?
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2010, 01:48:58 PM »

I've got some ocean front property in Arizona up on CL. 

 " If your looking for something different that stands out from the rest, this is it."

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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2010, 09:18:59 AM »

So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
 I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2010, 09:43:28 AM »

So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
 I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

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Reminds me of when I sold my house in ABQ a few years back.  Received an offer 8 hours after listing it for $5K less than asking price.  I countered at asking price.  Evil
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2010, 09:48:20 AM »

  I countered at asking price.  Evil

You just made my day. hahahahaha
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2010, 05:11:19 PM »

So, I post my Pit Bull stand on CL @ $80, and the first person that emailed (within 10min.) said "If you still have it, I'll give you $40...CASH right now"
 I sent back, "WOW...CASH? Come on over! I live at 666 Fantasy make the beast with two backsin' Island Dr. See you soon".

Douche Bag

 

I think your new avatar says it all, KB.  Nice response!
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2010, 05:23:09 PM »

I think your new avatar says it all, KB.  Nice response!


Thanks.   Seriously, When people do/say things that make me feel smart... I feel sorry for them. 
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