Geezer Wear

[cyrus buelton]

So? My statement still stands.

sac

I am going to have to disagree.

I would think granny panties would be worn during the menstruation time of month.

[Grappa]

I'm just saying that grandma hasn't been baking cookies all of her life and grandpa didn't wait for his true love to come along before he got some stinky on his hang down.

[ducatiz]

These were granny panties..........nothing sexy about them.

you REALLY have no sense of adventure

[Porsche Monkey]

you REALLY have no sense of adventure

Duh.   

[cyrus buelton]

you REALLY have no sense of adventure

I actually do........but granny panties?


come on dude.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I actually do........but granny panties?


come on dude.

You know those come off, right?

[Porsche Monkey]

I actually do........but granny panties?


come on dude.

Which thread was it where you said you don't eat out?  Too adventurous for ya?

[ducatiz]

You know those come off, right?

peel right off. mmmm

and some even have little velcro tabs at the top.  easy peasy.  don't even have to lift a leg or walker.

[cyrus buelton]

You know those come off, right?

Nope, I didn't know that. I thought they were a chastity belt

Which thread was it where you said you don't eat out?  Too adventurous for ya?

I didn't say I don't eat out, I am just selective on where I eat at.

[RAT900]

I think we are missing the bigger issue here.

I wonder if we have just witnessed the beginning of Rat's decline. Perhaps his analytical cynicism is giving way to mere grumpiness as the effort "to see things as they actually are" becomes too great. Next up he will be complaining about airline food, long lines and kids these days. The cold and unavailability of a bathroom will be come the day's most pressing issues. In the end he will have only and aluminum lawn chair and a porch. "Get offa' my lawn!" he will yell tritely at the whipper snappers passing by. And the passersby will only shrug at the deranged old man waving his cane, unknowing of the mental prowess he possessed just a few short years ago. When out of ear shot they will ridicule his plaid shorts exposing the knobby knees perched atop black socks cranked all the way up as though no one was looking.

sac

Damn you Sac...

yes I fear the decline...my focus often shifts to the more egregious examples of signs of the aging process...

I dread the idea of waking up someday and deciding that those gold-toe knee highs might be just the right thing to go with my armpit-high cargo shorts and that I really need a pair of white patent leather shoes and matching belt

my good-natured and candid son once described me (to my face) as "still somewhat manly and rugged but with just the slightest hint of enfeebled-ness encroaching" ...devastating,

to which I could only reply "I changed your diapers son, someday you'll be changing mine"

Sadly I fear there is no fund for this grim reality that greets all of us at some genetically determined drop-off point...

I am totally ok with the dying thing we all face...hell can't be much worse than that first day of school we all endured as kids

I just don't want to become a warning beacon to younger people about how pathetically ugly the final approach to the landing strip can get

[cyrus buelton]

sac,

Rat is smarter then you will ever be.


Love,

JudddDDDDD

[DoubleEagle]

I believe by virtue of years spent on this rock , RAT may be the wiser ...........but SAC has the corner on clever and wit.

Dolph     

[DoubleEagle]

What age would define a " Geezer ? "

Dolph     

[NoisyDante]

Lime Green Tropical Shirt

Sounds like he'd get along with this dude I snagged a photo of on Wall Street.

[Popeye the Sailor]

What age would define a " Geezer ? "

Dolph     

Anything over forty