The NFL Thread

[Kopfjäger]

Eli took a shot last night.


Eli Manning forehead to face mask. Crushed by Jets.

[duccarlos]

Ouch, ping pong.

[Triple J]

Damn, that was rough.

[duccarlos]

What sucks is that his teamate was the first hit.

[Kopfjäger]

Guess who just got off of a Leer Jet in Minnesota. 

[duccarlos]

Freaking Favre. Why doesn't he just say, "I hate training camp and will never go to one".

[superjohn]

Freaking Favre. Why doesn't he just say, "I hate training camp and will never go to one".

No kidding. Drama queen.

[He Man]

Jacobs totally sliced Manning. ITs black on white crime!!!!!!

[Kopfjäger]

"Hard Knocks" has been good so far.

[zenjim]

Watched some preseason 49ers vs Minnesota Favres. Best part: watching Favre get sacked. Favre reaction shots may have had as much air time as the actual game. Jeez am I tired of that dude.

Predictions:
Brady gets his groove back this year - Pats beat Denver in AFC matchup and win it all against Arizona. This is after Lienart loses the starting job to rookie Max Hall.
Raiders come oh so close to .500. Al Davis continues to morph into Montgomery Burns.
Ravens make the playoffs.
Cowboys lose playoff berth due to Romo hang nail issue aquired during Cabo boating incident with a Cardashian, maybe two Cardashians.
SF makes the playoffs.
Terrell Owens - sorry, couldn't type I was laughing too much. Then I dropped my keyboard.
Ocho Cinco wins Inaugural Twitter Tweet of the Year award.
Minnesota loses to Packers and Bears at each matchup, despite Chicago using 4th string quarterback, punter Kickya Bootee.
Jets can't handle running game of Baltimore, lose first round of AFC playoffs.
Favre throws for more interceptions than touchdowns on the year. When training camp looms in 2012, says he is on the fence for the new season. Then he falls off the fence and is run over in a freak John Deere accident. Severely injured, he retires from football. A tearful John Madden lobbies the NFL to make him a Hall of Fame candidate after only 6 months of retirement. Request denied, while rushing to Favre's side, Madden is killed when a plane flies into his bus. Several  deep fried turduckens and some grilled tri-tip in a light Mesquite sauce are recovered from the scene. Favre then comes back to sign with Cleveland in 2013 and leads them to .500. He wins the Blanda award, but no one is really sure what that is, just that it's old.

Also:
Matt Spies: MotoGP champion in 2012, but Rossi sells more Ducati t-shirts than Yamaha, the Dallas Cowboys, and Slipknot combined.

Scary, huh? I know, it's like I've got a Crystal Ball.

[duccarlos]

First, what have you been drinking. Second, who is Matt Spies?

[zenjim]

First, what have you been drinking. Second, who is Matt Spies?

Rocking a mango smoothie.
Matt Spies is the love child of Matt Mladin and Ben's Mom. No, sorry, I just totally screwed that one up.
Correction: Ben Spies will be the 2012 MotoGP champion.
Sometimes the crystal ball is a little cloudy. Also, work is interfering with the meditative state needed to interpret the will of the Gods.

[Monstermash]

Why are you guys bagging on Favre? You have to respect what he has done in his career.

I have only a few things to add to this thread....

The Giants suck!

The Cowboys RULE!!!!!!! 

[superjohn]

Why are you guys bagging on Favre? You have to respect what he has done in his career.

I have only a few things to add to this thread....

The Giants suck!

The Cowboys RULE!!!!!!! 

Oh, I can answer this. Because a great deal of what he has done in his career has been done at the expense of my Chicago Bears.

Sure, he's a great quarterback. Sure, he's Hall of Fame bound. I still want to see him planted in the turf like a tree on Arbor Day in a prison yard.

[Kopfjäger]

Oh, I can answer this. Because a great deal of what he has done in his career has been done at the expense of my Chicago Bears.

Sure, he's a great quarterback. Sure, he's Hall of Fame bound. I still want to see him planted in the turf like a tree on Arbor Day in a prison yard.