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Kopfjäger

#15
August 17, 2010, 09:28:09 AM
Quote from: zarn02 on August 17, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
I knew a girl in college whose father had been married either three, or four times (I forget), and each of his ex-wives had gone over to play for the other team.

Now we're getting into movie making material.
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#16
August 17, 2010, 09:46:10 AM
Quote from: zarn02 on August 17, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
I knew a girl in college whose father had been married either three, or four times (I forget), and each of his ex-wives had gone over to play for the other team.

i would be so make the beast with two backsing mad.  i mean, how humiliating.. i could never live it down if my wife went in for the Red Sox.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

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#17
August 17, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: derby on August 17, 2010, 08:28:59 AM
what a wasted skill on a vienna sausage.  ;D
nice one.

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#18
August 17, 2010, 11:39:52 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on August 17, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
see if the hubby has a Facebook board and ask if she is still crazy into A to M like she used to be

hah right - that probably wouldn't be too far off with this one...  she wasn't nasty or anything but definitely fearless in bed.  Probably what I miss the most about her.  At any rate new hubby is welcome to deal with her bullshit now.

Triple J

#19
August 17, 2010, 12:40:27 PM
Quote from: factorPlayer on August 17, 2010, 11:39:52 AM
but definitely fearless in bed.  Probably what I miss the most about her. 

I'd bet that is the most common trait missed in ex-girlfriends!  [laugh]

muskrat

#20
August 17, 2010, 12:48:57 PM
Sex with an ex is always great [evil]
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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#21
August 17, 2010, 01:10:51 PM
Quote from: redxblack on August 17, 2010, 08:30:00 AM
I had a gf who broke my heart when she broke up with me for no apparent reason. Years passed, I moved on and found someone a million times better. I looked up the ex on myspace and felt MUCH better about our breakup. She's gay. She didn't really dump me, she dumped men. Sometimes I feel like Philip J. Fry.

Had the same thing happen-one girl left me for another girl. In my eloquence I asked "What does she have that I do.....oh".
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#22
August 17, 2010, 01:26:21 PM
i'm afraid to look them up. they might be better off than i am even if i look better now.  [laugh]
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#23
August 17, 2010, 02:30:39 PM
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#24
August 19, 2010, 07:48:29 AM
Quote from: muskrat on August 17, 2010, 12:48:57 PM
Sex with an ex is always great [evil]

This I do agree with.

ducatiz

#25
August 19, 2010, 09:38:26 AM
Quote from: muskrat on August 17, 2010, 12:48:57 PM
Sex with an ex is always great [evil]

and with someone else's ex even better
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

#26
August 19, 2010, 10:41:45 AM
Quote from: Triple J on August 17, 2010, 12:40:27 PM
I'd bet that is the most common trait missed in ex-girlfriends!  [laugh]

Wedding cake cures them of "those traits".........wtf didnt anybody tell me??
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Triple J

#27
August 19, 2010, 12:06:47 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on August 19, 2010, 10:41:45 AM
Wedding cake cures them of "those traits".........wtf didnt anybody tell me??

Someone probably did...you just didn't listen. Just like the rest of us!!  [laugh]

rgramjet

#28
August 19, 2010, 12:20:23 PM
My long married buddy said to me the night of my bachelor party, and Ill never forget these words, "Come on in, the water's fine."  Should have read between the lines.........

A few hours later he was laying passed out on the floor, eyes caulked shut by a squirting stripper......
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Kopfjäger

#29
August 19, 2010, 12:29:07 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on August 19, 2010, 12:20:23 PM
My long married buddy said to me the night of my bachelor party, and Ill never forget these words, "Come on in, the water's fine."  Should have read between the lines.........

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